MDZS killed me dead

A sideblog, because I need to scream but I pity my poor mutuals who have Not Signed Up For This Shit | Icon by ​Sleepychengzi

[ibijau]

inspired by a conversation with @veraverorum about spoiling people, and then complaining they are spoiled ;p

[luckyloser555]

AU where lwj isn't in denial

Template, I love these things

[soulkingvevo]

mdzs update: I am once again cry laughing at this poor man's suffering. I know they're tragic, I know its not actually Funny from his pov, but hes just.

my crush is busy charming the locals for information, so im gonna stand over here and kick rocks about it.

[marshymeds]

This is what i drew instead of paying attention to the lecture i was supposed to be listening to

[angstandhappiness]

LMAO 😂 ACCURATE

[looorien]

The Gift

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

FUDGY HOMEMADE BROWNIES {CROISSANTS’ SIGNATURE BROWNIES}

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[wastrelwoods]

its not that i dont think of jiang cheng as bisexual its just that i think while I imagine he has the capacity to be attracted to men it simply isnt happening bc nobody wants him. He doesnt have the charisma to pull a man and he's not gonna be the first one to make a move

[wastrelwoods]

I also think its like I have a hard time suspending disbelief about him getting together with someone in the small cultivator social circles he moves in bc he has that whole thing about being impossible to matchmake with a nice young jianghu lady and its 100% because he is way too competitive about it and also incapable of serving his own wants. And also if you like me are a cql truther you know he moves in absolute dead silence when he actually has a romantic interest subplot going on. And further i think hes like well it would be disrespectful to my parents legacy to be GAY. Just another thing wei wuxian can get away with because he doesnt CARE about that like I do! SO to me cards are really stacked against him getting together with like one of the two or three other secondary character dudes he gets background paired up with. But to be so honest i can envision jiang cheng confirmed bachelor sect leader eight or ten years post canon after doing some quiet careful introspection randomly rocking up to a conference or meeting or festival with a complete stranger nobody at the entire event has ever met and refusing to answer most questions except to be like yeah. this is a-xu he's 40 and normal and he raises goats. we have been in a committed relationship for five years but if you make a big deal about it ill kill you. And wei wuxian is like high pitched wheeze-scream WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LIKE MEN?!?!?!??!!

[tenniest-deactivated20201003]

things wei wuxian said that look like fake subs but aren’t

[messmikkelsen]

the cultivation world should stick to this order of measures with no hesitation.

[cruelfrenzyalchemist]

[canary3d-obsessed]

Grown-up Lan Wangji looking at Wei Wuxian

Bonus: Young Lan Wangji looking at the moon

[darkandrainyy]

need sect leader lan zhan content urgently ❄️

[annoyinglandmagazine]

Forever having thoughts about Sect Leader Ouyang telling everyone that if even the kids are fighting they ought to be as well at the Second Siege of the Burial mounds. Because almost everyone agrees that, even without their spiritual energy they can’t leave the children to fight by themselves.

Lan Sizhui has to be at least 17, possibly 18, and most of the other juniors are a similar age with Jin Ling being on the younger end at 15. Everyone agrees that these are children (they’re right) and that they should be protecting them and preventing them fighting and running into danger, that their safety is a priority and they shouldn’t be involved with the adults’ conflicts.

And it’s just- Jiang Cheng was 17 when he became a wartime sect leader. Wei Wuxian was 17 when he was thrown into the burial mounds and became one of the most feared combatants of the Sunshot Campaign. Lan Xichen was 19 when he became Sect leader. Jin ZiXuan was maybe 18 when he was doing most of the actual frontline fighting for his sect.

I’m not sure how much that theme carried through for other clans but likely a considerable amount since the Wen’s had eradicated the leadership of many of the minor clans first.

But the Juniors are children and it’s the adults’ job to protect them. And the adults are there, they’re present and they are planning to leave the children the hell out of it because that’s an option now. These kids aren’t allowed in their war conferences- they’re only there for this as hostages because it’s a given that their parents would come and rescue them.

They’re only there for the rest of the plot because some of them keep running off and ignoring their families’ pleas to just stay within their line of sight and out of trouble. Many thoughts about how these people who led major military campaigns in their teens are now extremely protective of their own teenage children. Like the cultivation world fucked up on so many fronts but at least they seem to be doing something sort of right.

[lush--lush]

[romanceyourdemons]

having an evil shixiong: most normal thing in the world. in fact if you don’t have an evil shixiong you need to really carefully consider the possibility that you might be the evil shixiong

having an evil shishu: also extremely normal. what, you can have an evil shixiong but your shifu can’t? grow up.

having an evil shidi: also fairly common, although there might be a larger issue at play so keep your eyes open for that

having an evil shifu: this is itself an issue, since you are now in one of the classic Confucian Conundrums and have to choose between sacrificing righteousness or filial piety

having an evil disciple: come on man. this one’s on you

[romanceyourdemons]

having an evil shimei: stop what you’re doing RIGHT now. as of this moment, your one and only mission is to unconditionally support your evil shimei, no takesie backsies

having an evil shijie: ccan i get yuor shijie’s number. please

[zsww-moved-to-pillowfort-deacti]

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[yuyu-finale]

it’s so hotttt