dfqc catboy agenda @sassybluee - Tumblr Blog

Hello, I’m Sassy! Welcome to my Tumblr blog. I realize I never made a pinned post, so here we are. Here’s everywhere else you can find me.

General Accounts

Ko-Fi | AO3 | Squidgeworld

*as of Jan 19 2026, my Twitter account has been deactivated. If you see someone with that username on there, it's not me!

Fandom Projects

Bottomji Big Bang (+ Twitter, Tumblr) | Topxian Bang (+Twitter, Tumblr) | CLJ/LBFAD Prompt Meme (+ Tumblr) | CLJ/LBFAD Reference Guide | CLJ fanweek

Original Works

#pinned post

weaselknievel

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

tuherrus

you don't even have a dog

tuherrus

this is a print now!

livingmeatloaf

[ID: a digital illustration of Ryland Grace's legs where he sits on the beach, waves lapping at his sneakers. His pants have ridden up enough to show striped socks in the colors of the aroace flag (dark blue, light blue, white, yellow, orange). End ID.]

#project hail mary #art

banchie

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

ghsot

everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

ghsot

asked my friends if they knew what i was referencing and they said no. we all know that post where someone divided how long it took michelangelo to sculpt david by it's size and went "yuuuuup. whole month spent on penis" right. sure, my search history is full variations upon "michelangelo penis month tumblr" to no avail, but we all know it. right.

itriedonce

Hi, that was a MBMBAM bit. But i see you and i hear you and i dont know if someone already said something

ghsot

oh my god youre right.

transformativeworks

[ID: Screenshot of a transcript.

Travis: Yeah. It well--but it's seventeen feet tall divided by twenty-four months means that every month he crafted point seven--so like about three-quarters of a foot. Right? So, nine inches. So yes, I could say that just statistically speaking, there was a wiener month.

Griffin: Okay. "So how was your September, Michelangelo?" "It was, it was intense."

/ID]

kunaigirl

Me: "Damn people are REALLY BAD at knowing when to tag their eyestrain art/images...either that or they just don't care about photosenitive epileptic people like me. I feel really sad now." Person: "But Allison, what if they just don't know or understand what qualifies as eyestrain and what doesn't?" Me: "You know what? That could be a factor...While it is always better to be safe rather than sorry (so YES people should always tag eyestrain even if they're unsure if it "counts" or not) maybe you've got a point?"

Anyways! HERE'S YOUR HANDY GUIDE TO WHAT CAN COUNT AS EYESTRAIN! I'm pulling this straight from the Artfight rules page about what needs to be labeled and filtered as eyestrain because it's VERY helpful and VERY accurate! I also know not everybody has an AF account and might not always have access to this handy guide, and this is an important resource; That's why I'm sharing it here! (under the cut)

PLEASE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!! THIS IS ABOUT THE HEALTH AND SAFETY OF OTHERS!!!

rightdownright

by the way this is medical. this could save somebody from a migraine all the way to a seizure. this has always been serious. treat this seriously.

sassybluee-art

My second art for the @bottomjibigbang (mixed media, watercolour and digital painting)

This photo wall accompanies babyblueee_915's fic need a tidal wave, sweep me away. I had a lot of fun illustrating the different pictures (and it was a challenge too!)

#my art