Float On.

Caitlyn. 19. Professional napper.

[buzzfeed]

[hidehateblog-blog]

when you realize all your friends are like 5 years younger than you

[ubercharge]

when you realize all your friends are like 5 years older than you

[meadowofbeavers]

the signs advice when you're having boy troubles

*before you've even said anything* "lmao dump him": Capricorn, ARIES, Gemini

"you gave a boy??? power to hurt you??? a b o y?": Leo, Libra, SCORPIO

"ummm same?? i was just about to come to you???": Cancer, Virgo, PISCES

*gives you super deep advice then ends it with "...but idk" so they're not responsible for the outcome*: AQUARIUS, Sagittarius, Taurus

[skywalkerapologist]

text post meme // revenge of the sith

{ sw text posts }

[meadowofbeavers]

me: i have 3 things to do, but only 1 time

me: i could just pick 1 thing to do

brain: do 0 things

me: why?

brain: You Gotta

[onceland]

[unflatteringcatselfies]

this is Heidi. she is the most beautiest.

[unflatteringcatselfies]

Flash ollie vs no flash ollie, completely different cat.

[widovv]

my favorite thing about “captain america: the winter soldier” is that if you strip them of their supersoldier names the title is literally “steve rogers: bucky barnes”

[bakasara]

look I’ve only watched each cap movie once but isn’t that literally the plot of all three movies

[hog-kong]

Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked. 

[pr1nceshawn]

Different Ways To Eat Pizza.

[yawpyawp]

IM JUST TRYING TO PUT MY MAKE UP ON HE WONT STOP SCREAMING

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

[fairyoracle]

These flower charms pendant necklace are the perfect gift for family, friends or your lover.

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RED

GREEN

YELLOW

VIOLET

BLUE

PINK

ORANGE

[alternativesnail]

@fresh-iero THESE ARE SO PRETTY

[possum-teethz]

@glowcloudfalloutbrofist FUCK I NEED 50 OF EACH 😂

[fairyoracle]

Which of these are your favourites? =)

[tiny-facts]

ALL OF THEM

[url-police]

husband: what should we name our newborn baby?

me:

[lavidaextraordinaria]

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

[frenchshower]

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

[thepioden]

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire very very slowly.

[sarah-mcelroy-deactivated202601]

[femonologue]

What if there are aliens out there but they subsist on entirely different substances and they’re just scared as shit of us and our crazy ass hell planet? Once in a while some alien anthropologist type suggests checking out the people on this inhabited planet out towards the galaxy’s edge. The other aliens just look at the naive academic with horror. No!! We do not go to that world. That is where the DEATH BREATHERS live. They recreationally consume poisons and are more or less composed of biological fire. Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel. We must leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace. Do not go there. Do not.

[optimysticals]

I tend to always reblog posts about humans being terrifying weirdos to aliens.

[alessariel]

@brainsforbabyjesus

[brainsforbabyjesus]

okay but…that is actually what went down on earth about 2.5 billion years ago.

Earth was doing just fine with a mostly nitrogen/carbon dioxide atmosphere and everyone was happy to go on living in anaerobic bliss and then cyanobacteria suddenly hit the scene, altered the atmosphere composition so that there was a ton of oxygen gas and killed practically everything (97% or more of all species on earth).

We are literally descendants of the DEATH BREATHERS and cyanobacteria is our deadly mother.

[digitaldiscipline]

The cyanobacteria holocaust is so big, it doesn’t even have a cool name; it’s just called “The Great Oxygenation Event”; the *second* most apocalyptic extinction event in our planet’s history is the one that’s called THE GREAT DYING (the Permian-Triassic event, about 252 million years ago).

This shit makes like the rock-throwing that wiped out the dinosaurs look like kindergarten.

[violent-darts]

OH HOW I LOVE THIS POST. It makes me so much happier about being alive. I AM BURNING VERY SLOWLY. *hugs it*

[cr-est]

He yelled at me until we adopted him

[somekindofhelicoptervalentine]

that is the happiest looking cat ever