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His eyes beam at me as he leans in, cow nose twitching just as his ear flicks away a stray wandering horsefly. He swallows hard before he speaks, his voice clear and crisp. I can feel his hot breath on my ear as he says it. "Perhaps."

#perhaps #meme #otis #cow #back in the barnyard #writing shitstorm

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what a time to be alive

hannibal-and-dory

I’m so confused and laughing so hard like

What?!??!!!

hannibal-and-dory

I’m actually laughing so fucking hard right now.

Read the article and it would seem the upset is because (minor spoilers) Bruce Wayne adopts Dick Grayson and then Dick finds out that the Batcave is beneath Wayne Manor and comments “Wow! Batman lives in Bruce Wayne’s basement!” (Or something to that affect) and then later when Batman asks Dick to come with him in the batmobile Dick is worried about leaving without “asking his Dad, Bruce Wayne” so Batman tells him that Bruce Wayne and Batman have joint custody of him so it’s ok. And Dick Grayson, an orphan who until recently didn’t have one dad, is overjoyed to find out that he now has two!

People are offended because Batman is in a gay relationship with himself I’m dying

chemical-dalek

LeGoBaTman

racingbarakarts

akiraita

randomslasher

I just laughed really hard at this and then thought about how I’d try to explain this kind of absurd collaborative humor to my grandma and realized we have absolutely developed a new language online.

seabassbitch

people going off on peta via pokemon is all ive ever wanted (x)

mean-green-meme-machine-number-2

The issue I have here is although sheeting is good for them, a LOT of sheering farms pay their workers by pound of wool rather than hourly wages (especially foreign farms) and it is very easy to find violent clips and clips where the animals themselves get nicked, I’ve even seen duct tape put on the nick so blood doesn’t get on the wool, but if any other care was taken is a question.

PETA is shit, but that doesn’t mean what they pretend to stand for is.

chokkilissa-nahollos

you know what? go to your local library.

nobody cares if you just want to read Twitter with the free wifi. in fact we’re ecstatic you’re there.

don’t be afraid to touch the books. hell, taking them off the shelf and leaving them on shelving carts is one of the main ways the library counts usage and foot traffic, so don’t reshelve them yourself and don’t be afraid of looking at them!

most libraries now allow covered drinks, and many have special areas where you’re allowed to bring something to eat. have your lunch there, it’s quiet!

lovely large tables for crafts or art? they have you covered!

magazines and periodicals so you can read the newest events or pick up a new recipe? check!

you can even just watch a DVD if you have the appropriate portable screen and courtesy headphones.

GO to the library. LOVE the library. USE the library. you already paid for it!!

gallusrostromegalus

I’ve *literally* been writing most of Family Lore and working on art comissions at the local library.

Things Libraries have that are awesome if you’re a creator:

Wi-Fi. Really, really good Wi-Fi

Mine doesn’t just allow covered drinks- it’s got a whole-ass coffee bar.

“study rooms” you can camp in for free (but you have to move if someone books them) OR that you can book for a couple hours on certain days FOR REALLY CHEAP

like literally i pay $15 for 3 8-hour days a week and i get my own room, a bigass table, great light, the free wifi, AND I CAN RENT ANY REFERENCE MATERIAL OR ART SUPPLIES I NEED

OH

YOU DIDN’T KNOW?

YOU CAN RENT ALL KINDS OF SHIT FROM YOUR LIBRARY

FOR FREE

I RENTED A MANGIFIER, DRATING TOOLS AND A BUNCH OF ORCHID BOOKS FOR A PROJECT

I RENTED A GODDAMN SEWING MACHINE ONCE

F O R F R E E

it’s like all the benefits of renting an office space but for SO MUCH CHEAPER also you CAN GET ALL KINDS OF SUPPLIES

THEY HAVE A 3-D PRINTER

Things Libraries DON’T have that are ALSO AWESOME if you’re a creator:

I 100% understand the appeal of woking in coffehouses- they’re spaces that are designed to be comfortable and if you have ADHD like me the background chatter is actually a good stim but there’s also frequently THAT GUY.

You know, the guy who sees you working and waves at you until you take your headphones off then he wants to tell you all about how He’s A Writer ™ or a Cinematographer ™ working on a novel or whatever and he just sucks up your time talking about himself and then he wants your contact information because he thinks that because you haven’t actually thrown the overpriced coffe in his face he’s sucessfully seduced you?

That Guy?

Is NEVER at the Library.

Because it’s a quiet space so he can’t talk about himself becuase the hyperstressed college students will literally axe-murder him

Also I forgot in the earlier section but sometimes The Society For Creative Anachronism does events there and there are actual axe-weilding valkyrie women present.

that’s very distracting

but in a good way.

Your local library ALSO does not have that a rented office space, coffeehouse, or your kitchen table does: missionaries, telemarketers, the couple having a loud and messy breakup at the next table, the nagging sensation that you should be doing housework instead, that one jackass that thought the polar vortex was an ideal temperature and adjusts the thermostat accordingly, your cat jumping on table and spilling stuff on your work, crap wifi, Mandatory overpriced coffee, Office Dress Codes, Or a building manager that “forgets” to pay the utilities becuase they’ve been embezzling everyone’s rent to support thier cabbage patch kids addiction.

Libraries be good shit yo.

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One time the rent-a-cop at the downtown library gave me a hard time for using the women’s restroom so I sent an email to the library customer service people and within about an hour I got a 3-page personal apology and they made a big public statement that library patrons can piss in whatever bathroom they want.

We don’t deserve libraries or librarians.