Professional lesbian

Em | she/her | 18+

[mean-lesbians]

never kill yourself there are tumblr mutuals out there

[hays-code-evader]

Reading the Wikipedia pages for 1910s films is like

"Made on a budget of $75, the film was an unexpected smash hit, selling out theaters across the country. Thought lost after a vault fire in Paris in 1954, a full print was discovered in a Brazilian nursing home in 2013, where it was being used as a doorstop."

[strombolicious]

[teathattast]

reblog to do this w your mutuals

[tidesandtwilight]

sorry I texted you back in 0.3 seconds. your presence in my life is a constant joy and talking to you makes it worth it

[valtsv]

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

[valtsv]

like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions

[valtsv]

fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™

[columbarius]

From observation, another one would seem to be ‘if you have to get off your horse to do it, let someone else take care of it’

[pocketss]

It was important to me that she puts emphasis on the TOK

[loveipromiseimnotinsane]

I am a really really big fan of this whole filming and putting pro-shots of musicals in theater

[wizardshark]

Where are they now: little German boy

[wizardshark]

[tlirsgender]

Maybe one day we can stop moralizing the concept of privilege & everyone will get normaler about being told they have relative privilege over other people. Like literally everyone everywhere in some way. It's fine. Being aware of it can't hurt you

[tlirsgender]

There's such an endless chorus of outraged "but what if I'm poor? What if I'm autistic" and it's like. Ok. You're not getting this at all let's just start over

[ozu-teapot]

Damen i svart (The Lady in Black) | Arne Mattsson | 1958

Sonja Westerbergh, Catherine Berg

[pasdetrois]

One of your pets, your darling victims! She's yours, isn't she?

Olivia (1951) dir. Jacqueline Audry

[eraserheadadult]

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

[eraserheadadult]

our house was in the middle of nowhere surrounded by woods so when i decided i didnt want to wear dresses anymore if we were going to some event & my parents insisted i had to wear a dress i would just go hide in the woods. was so committed i almost made us miss a flight once bc my mom packed a dress in my suitcase

i only promised to stop doing this if my parents got me formal boys clothes to wear which eventually they did. i don't feel bad about resorting to violence bc i asked politely and they said no. proud of 10 yr old me for evil annoying lesbian behavior

[the-prophesied-disco-gay]

5th grade was the last time I wore a dress for school pictures. When my parents attempted to force the issue for 6th grade, I climbed onto our roof and pulled the ladder up after me. My dad borrowed the neighbors ladder. As soon as it touched the roof I pulled it up too. By the time I had 3 ladders they were willing to negotiate, and 2 hours late for work.

[max1461]

[ostensible-adult]

[Image ID: a tumblr tag reading "problems that can be avoided if you simply treat your child as a human being with the right to make decisions on what they wear". End ID]

[depsidase]

[slipping-into-madness]

[malacatifa]

ignore your responsibilites and fantasize about older women

[dirtydrill]

women are genuinely the greatest thing ever created, you’d be crazy not to adore them with your whole being

[deforest]

Joan Crawford in a wardrobe test for Torch Song, 1953