From The Library of Jurgen Leitner

Nothing can be worst then what you're expecting if you're always expecting the worst // my current hyperfixation is [insert piece of media here] and i will make that your problem // Jonathan Sims Apologist // All Might Defense Blog // Shuri Stan // VaultKnight Lover // HERA HAMMERHAND MY LOVE <3 // any pronouns I don't give a shit

[loveipromiseimnotinsane]

Not to be a robot fucker on main but the fact that you can't romance Nick Valentine in Fallout 4 is a fucking travesty.

[enba-and-luka]

What the fuck do you mean "defraud", they literally didn't do anything wrong.

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[jeanbean16]

Pro-censorship wattpad refugees drama is so funny to me because when I started using ao3 as a kid I was a devout mormon and I thought that reading anything even remotely pornagraphic was a sin and would ruin my life. So when I was 13 and found ao3 I went "oh awesome I found a fanfic website with a filtering system so I won't ever randomly stumble into porn. This is great! I was really worried about seeing something I didn't want to see on the other platforms." I didn't read any smut online until like three years later. If a mormon 13 year old can figure out 'don't like don't read' wattpad users can too cmon you guys i believe in you.

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[syrnyj]

[summer-fruits-and-cream]

[aropride]

people make jokes about how people who weren’t allowed to watch spongebob as a kid are always talking about how they weren’t allowed to watch spongebob but as one of the aforementioned people who wasn’t allowed to watch spongebob my insight on the matter is: you would not BELIEVE the amount of times spongebob comes up in normal adult conversations. i don’t often think about him of my own accord but people reference him and i have to say. what? and they say. it’s from spongebob?? and i say. oh i never watched spongebob. and they say why? and i say. i wasn’t allowed to. and then a few weeks later it happens again

[solargeist]

a dream I had

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[achillesinhighheels]

unfortunately i do believe that every time i delay watching a film it’s because it’s going to find me at the perfect time

[dolenzbian]

"he's like a woman to me" Do You Mean That or do you just want an excuse to talk about him on a post about women

[temothylol]

prev’s tags were important

[catchyvideos]

OP mingbi on TikTok

[tamamoland-of-destinys-demise]

quicksaves in front of you and doesnt even do anything its just to make you nervous

[angell-of-filth]

[iamnmbr3]

[hes-the-stallion]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[dragon-in-a-fez]

am I doing this right

[totally-cis-offical]

Important tags

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i literally thought me & this guy were on the same side until the last sentences i was nodding along fondly 😭

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[lastoneout]

I love when people try to gotcha me on my stance that all sports should be gender integrated with "even American football???" because I can instantly come back with "oh lmao, no, I don't think ANYONE should play American football at all, it's way too dangerous" like nice try but I know no amount of testosterone is going to protect you from the profound, life ruining health issues caused by getting repeated severe concussions over the course of several years. No one should play this sport.