Not to be a robot fucker on main but the fact that you can't romance Nick Valentine in Fallout 4 is a fucking travesty.
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Not to be a robot fucker on main but the fact that you can't romance Nick Valentine in Fallout 4 is a fucking travesty.
by 2026 the average tumblr post about gender and interests will be like âdont ask me why but having a job is sooo boycore and cooking at home is so girlcoreâ
[Image Description: photo of Ben Affleck smoking a cigarette on a balcony, with a green bottle beside him and looking utterly exhausted. End I.D]
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has anybody else noticed that the classic sci fi novel Donât Create The Torment Nexus features a Torment Nexus? thatâs pretty problematic of the author
the main character eventually recognizes the torment nexus is bad but by that point I had already stopped reading the book because I don't condone the torment nexus, the narrative really should've condemned it outright :/
They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard
Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex
"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically
what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck
Cinderella (1950)
This. This moment is the most important in the movie. This is when the Prince falls for her - he was infatuated before but he clearly thought that the reason Cinderella was around him was because he was the Prince, but when he discovered she has no clue, he realised that she stayed and talked and spent the whole night with him because she likes who he was as a person - not his title. Not only that but he liked her; we donât know what they talked about, but we can imagine it must have been interesting and nice to last a whole night so we know she just have said something that made him want to stay around her too. Thatâs why he wanted to find her, not cause she was pretty (I mean the guy couldnât even remember her face and went off a shoe for Godâs sake - which gives me a theory that the Prince has Prosopagnosia AKA face blindness) but because she liked him not his title, and he liked whoever she was, rich or poor.
The prince has face blindness and dumbass disease ok? Heâs trying his best!
The Prince isnât the one who went looking for Cinderella. He wanted to go out and find the girl he danced with. It was his father, the king, who wouldnât let him go and instead sent the archduke to find the maiden. Since the king and archdruke didnât dance with Cinderella or really know her beyond a glance from a distance, they only had what she left behind to go off of: the glass slipper.
The prince isnât a fool who forgot her face. He didnât even get to be the one to look for her.
âMusk talks about Mars as a lifeboat for humanity, which is among the very stupidest things that someone could say,â says Adam Becker, an astrophysicist and author of the book More Everything Forever, which outlines the messianic, sci-fi fantasies of the tech oligarchs. âThere are so many reasons why itâs such a bad idea, and this is not about, âOh, weâll never have the technology to live on Mars.â Thatâs not what Iâm saying. What Iâm saying is that Earth is always going to be a better option no matter what happens to Earth. Like, we could get hit with an asteroid the size of the one that killed off the dinosaurs, and Earth would still be more habitable. We could explode every single nuclear weapon, and Earth would still be more habitable. We could have the worst-case scenario for climate change, and Earth would still be more habitable. Any cursory examination of any of the facts about Mars makes it very clear.â
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I really like sci-fi stories where people have to go off and terraform a planet, or figure out how to rebuild civilization after some disaster, or ideally both. "The last ark-ship leaving Earth right before it becomes uninhabitable" sort of deal. But lately I've been coming around to this same idea, that it will always be more practical to try to save Earth than to try to start over elsewhere.
I was reading one story where the apocalypse was impossibly-rising oceans. Like, water is appearing from *waves hand* the Earth's crust or something, and literally all dry surface land on Earth is going to become underwater in X years. Part of the story was about a giant research project to invent FTL to send a few hundred humans to a nearby star which might have a habitable planet. You know what they were hoping to find? A planet with liquid water. Their plan was to descend from their starship and restart civilization using just the tools they brought with them, on a world with no life and no breathable air and the wrong gravity and the wrong temperate and the wrong sunlight and the wrong day-night cycle, just because it had liquid water. You know where else has liquid water? The flooded Earth you just abandoned. Instead of researching starship technology, you could have spent that time loading up all the same civilization-restarter tools into boats.
And this is really true of any futuristic apocalypse scenario. If you can terraform Mars to have a thick oxygen atmosphere, why not just do that to Earth? Even if you smash an ice comet into Earth and destroy basically everything, Earth will still be more habitable than Mars! It'll still have roughly the right atmospheric pressure, and magnetic field, and heat balance, and it'll still have whatever life the comet didn't kill... Same with a starshade to cool Venus. Same with excavating asteroids into city-stations. Same with abandoning Sol System entirely and heading to another star. If an ark-ship arrived in a new star system and found Earth-but-choked-by-climate-change, the crew would be ecstatic. They would never have thought to get that lucky. So why bother with the trip? Just stay and fix the damn Earth.
while you were jacking off to boobs and ass i was jacking off to masterful use of negative space
my hot take is that tumblr should have a bookmark function as well as likes
The boy who enjoyed fallout as a kid, still enjoys it as a woman.
me and this random couple are going to see sinners this friday
Everyone wish me luck on my date today Iâm so nervous what if they donât like meâŚ
You show up and Michael B Jordan is sitting in both seats.
âď¸only funny addition so far. Iâm actually shocked nobody else thought of that yet
Everyone clap for non consensual body modification everybody loves a character whose body has been altered against their will
youâve been moving around a lot? FATIGUE!
youâve not been moving around? FATIGUE!
youâve been standing? FATIGUE!
youâve been sitting? FATIGUE!
you are simply conscious? FATIGUE!
youâre sad? FATIGUE!
youâre apathetic? FATIGUE!
youâre happy? HeadacheâŚAND THEN FATIGUE!
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