my transmogrified ass:

fond of grapes, your mom and your dad he/it/they

[jethroq]

just remember, tense your shoulders, grit your teeth, take rapid shallow breaths and say to yourself ”oh shit, oh fuck, this is all my fault”

[buffyfknlo]

Communication is key

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[homunculus-argument]

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

[maria-aegyptiaca]

Mary Magdalene grotto

[maxxie-or-smth]

what's a little sadomasochism between friends

[lizardsfromspace]

Tried looking up what noises foxes make and the first video I found was very unhelpful

[rpfisfine]

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

[oldmanyaoi-jpeg]

saw a woman going through tsa with a plush creeper backpack and this image materialized perfectly in my mind

[gorps]

[egberts]

blast my stupid baja life

[autumnleavesrevisitedd]

there should be an emoji of a guy trying to strangle themself

[madeofklay]

What I learned not to do in art school

[260khorsepower]

[2colde]

it's thousand yard stare summer

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[lakemojave]

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

[probuccalfat]

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

[probuccalfat]

we’re all on the only social media that matters and this is why.