ME AND THE BOYZ

A Spidey-Rogues Blog

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Otto: Behold—- the terrible might of the Sinister Six!!!

Harry: Uh… Doc…?

Otto: *Sigh* What is it, Harry…?

Harry: There’s technically like, nine of us. Plus some part-timers. So it’s more like the sinister eleven or something—

Otto: Yes—- Well—- it’s too late to do anything about that anymore. The tabloids chose that, so that’s what we’re running with—-

Max: Yeah—- but like, we’re not even that sinister, we’re mostly just… well Quentin, Curt, and Kraven are just autistic—-

Harry: Bro we should just rebrand to the Autistic Six.

Max: Bro I hate that you’re right…

Otto: Oh for the love of—- WE’RE NOT CHANGING OUR ENTIRE BRAND JUST BECAUSE WE ARE NEURODIVERGENT—-

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Ah yes. Shout out to that time that I made them as the Team Fortress 2 Album cover 😂

Some weird lore bits to explain the image:

Sandman is not here because he’s a glass statue now 🙃 Harry took his place in the Sinister Six. Quentin still talks to the statue sometimes. Don’t worry! He gets melted into Molten Man later!

Harry is the default Green Goblin, not Norman. Norman was only Goblin for a couple of months, in which he killed Gwen and was swiftly incarcerated. That actually triggers Harry into spiraling with his drug addiction and getting overwhelmed by running a company, in which he takes the Goblin Serum to cure his terminal illness he didn’t tell Peter about. He then joins up with Otto in the Six, and the rest is history.

Venom has a tooth mustache and weird head shape, because plot twist, he’s actually Jamison! Eddy Brock dies in his arms indirectly from Spiderman, so Jamison takes up the mantle when the symbiote latches onto him from his grief and hatred.

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*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*

Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?

Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.

Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?

Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-

Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?

Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.

Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?

Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-

Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…

Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.

Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!

Spider-Man:….

Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.

Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?

Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!

Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?

Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-

Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!

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Harry as the Green Goblin: I mean, I’m technically one year older, so—-

All the other villains: *Horrified*

Doc Ock: How… old were you when your father was put in prison…?

Harry: Uh… woulda been… nineteen, at the time. 😐

Villains: *Collectively rotate to Peter*

Spider-Man: I’m sorry about that.

Harry: Fuck you Pete. 😡 *Throws pumpkin bomb*

Elektro: HARRY DUDE NO THAT’S A MINOR—-

Vulture: No no—- Technically, this is child on child violence. ☝️🧐

Villains: OHHH okay—- yeah that’s fine— yeah we’ll just let them sort it out—- let the kids fight, how bad could it be—?