happiness is a warm steak with cute little eyes

and the heart of a lion | 🥩🗿🧙🏻‍♂️ | el meatmaster master of meat | i follow from @shelfperson but shhhhhh don’t worry about that

[meatgolemwizard]

The Meatmaster's Taglist

#meat - meat posts

#golem - golem posts

#wizard - wizard posts

#vibe - posts that i vibe with

#BEAST - cool creatures

#the meatmaster speaks - original posts

#consulting the bones - asks

#monthly meat golem - monthly multi-poll golem creation project

#(insert month) meat golem - meat golem of the month

How are meat golems made? ↓

How To Create A Meat Golem

Choose the Heart (The Animating Essence) - #heart poll

Choose the Meat (The Conduit of Will) - #meat poll

Choose the Bones (The Instruments of Strength) - #bone poll

Choose the Shape (The Union of Strength and Will) - #shape poll

Choose the Magic Word (The Animating Force) - #magic poll

Choose the Name (The Union of Strength, Will, and Animation) - #name poll

Is It Alive? If yes, blast it with necromancy. If no, pickle it and save it for later. - #life poll

[teratocrat]

girl you would flourish under my dark tutelage

[b33tl3b0y]

homunculus let out into the yard for a few minutes of recreational getting thrown from the roof time

[boyhood]

Carolein Smit 

[pmamtraveller]

by Anna Marinova

[evilscientist3]

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

[ttechniic]

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

[evilscientist3]

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

[ttechniic]

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

[evilscientist3]

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

[ttechniic]

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

[siderealglimmer]

[i-eviscerate]

Umbilical cord twisted into the shape of a heart. 

[gushism]

headache plate

[ex0skeletal-undead]

So you replicate tissue ? Nice.

I have no idea what this about but sure yeah

[nemfrog]

J.M. Bourgery. Plate VI. Muscles and nerves of the neck and shoulder. Traité complet de l'anatomie de l'homme: comprenant la médicine opératoire. vol. VI. 1839.

[feralratbitesu]

harnessed this things essence lol and all that he once was is now redused to this. kept his husk alive just bc i was bored lol

[viitriiol]

[fuckyeah2000s]

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[certainly-april]

[you-are-another-me]

[dollcoil]

me when i have a bone to pick Lol idk.. im not really sure which one to choose

[vintage-tigre]