Yikes

Jenna 20 Writer

[actuallygomezaddams]

yeah hi, google, this is the FUNNIEST FUCKING AD I've ever seen

[senatortedcruz]

gm ladies and gays

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[fluoresensitivearchived]

maybe men would be more fun if they were more slutty and stupid and funloving

[laurbyboom]

a man shooting a nerf gun at his light switch from the bed, missing every shot, and going to sleep with the lights on

[funnyaminals]

the internet is for cowboys only

www. ? it stands for wild wild west

[homofied]

[reliefcrossing]

omfg

[ruinedchildhood]

[nekomato-nekomata-deactivated20]

mosquito on my screen he hasn’t moved in the past 5 minutes

[nekomato-nekomata-deactivated20]

[cungadero]

8th dimensional superbeings doing this shit to me right now

[givemearmstopraywith]

i don’t think we can romanticize our way out of this one boys

[kineticpenguin]

I don’t like bars

[kineticpenguin]

I want to drink, not exacerbate tinnitus

[fiftythousandfrozenfoxes]

Exactly. I don’t get paying 10 for a shot of alcohol that costs 30 dollars for a fifth (14 shots). The women are always slutty and not good homemakers. The men are usually chads , and the music is normie tier. I do like pool though. I simply don’t make enough money I guess to go to bars but I’d rather spend that money on hiking / camping supplies or ammo for the range. Oh well. But yeah bars suck.

[kineticpenguin]

If you were trying to write the worst possible response to this post, I’m not sure you’ve accomplished it, but you’ve certainly made an impressive effort

[allhumorposts]

*initiates bank robbery with a rubber band*

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

there is so much grass in the world. there are probably 46, maybe even 47. nature is beautiful

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

[fiercefatfeminist]

I am a strong supporter of girls complimenting other girls

[maxkirin]

when you want to write something really deep but it ends up sounding like