im cackling--

what am i

[thestuffedalligator]

This was funnier in my head

[tiny-sub-bun]

If this was funnier in your head, I’m astonished you’re not just wheezing and laughing silently on the floor

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tlirsgender]

Netflix: we have a wide selection of shows and movies you can watch whenever you want :)

Me: do you have anything good

Netflix: we have a wide selection :)

Me: but is it good

Netflix: we have a lot of it :)

[richardmadens-archive]

[rollinrabbit]

beatrice

[porterr-robinson]

[kitchenwitchupinthisbitch]

“What’s the watermelon fo- Oh!”

[base-and-superstructure]

my followers slappin me after i make another post on tunglr.com

[natcaptor]

Someone: *doesnt respond to something to the degree that I wanted them too/at all*

My ADHD hellbrain: So, how long do you think they’ve hated you and wished you would stop talking to them cause you’re an annoying piece of shit?

Me: Can we please not do this?

[karunananda-deactivated]

That’s just insecurity my dudes.

[natcaptor]

It’s literally not but go off I guess.

[natcaptor]

Today in “people who shouldn’t be counselors”: this dude who can’t use google and just assumes 2,000+ ADHDers don’t know what we’re talking about.

[dogsaremypatronus]

We took the drunk train home.

They were all absolutely infatuated with him and whispering about how much they wanted to pet him and then shushing each other saying “no that’s rude you can’t! just leave him alone!” so I told them they can pet him if they want and they were absolutely overwhelmed with happiness, while simultaneously being very concerned for his well-being, continually asking if I was very sure that it was okay and that I should please please tell them if I need them to leave him alone.

Basically, it was a great ending to a VERY long day. Sometimes people are really great.

[campfirecanines]

the composition here is honestly close enough to a medieval painting, and just fuckin beautiful in 2138908 ways, that i think we can go ahead and hang this in a museum, thanks

[heywriters]

especially the romeo professing his love in the background, but his girl being more interested in the dog.

[lotrlocked]

The dog’s name is Christmas.

[askthedevicer]

In case you too were enchanted by the fluff cloud that is Christmas I feel it is important to remind you to look back on the photo and notice that there is not 1 but 2 people wearing perfectly formed foil hats and at least one has a glowstick halo attached to it.

Honorable mention goes to the guy with the pink “bitch is sleeping” sleep mask

[rodrickheffeley]

comedians: it's so difficult to be funny nowadays without sjws getting offended

robert pattinson, without an inch of effort:

[grumpythebarbarian-deactivated2]

[ms-demeanor]

The character Harry potter is 36. People who are 32 were in the exact age range to match Harry as the books were being published, they probably grew up with it and it was probably important to them if they’re still talking about their Hogwarts house. Being an adult doesn’t have to be a joyless slog of work and taxes, you’re allowed to continue enjoying your childhood interests, and playing make believe as an adult is a perfectly respectable pastime.

[renthony]

*banging pots and pans together* 

People are allowed to enjoy things! People are allowed to critically engage in problematic content! People are allowed to be nostalgic for their childhood joys! It costs you $0 to not be a dick!

[nogenderinthewasteland]

several months ago we had a cat with mysterious skin allergies that we couldn’t find the cause of. he was adopted as a “special needs” cat with the adopters understanding the circumstances

we just got an update and they had decided to get him a full allergy panel to find out what he’s allergic to

it’s people.

the cat is allergic to human dander.

[galren]

[lizthecrab]

Hormone replacement therapy but I take pure adrenaline

[lizthecrab]

The two genders: fight or flight

[spookihope]

THERES NO CAT THIS IS JUST A PICTURE OF 100% BULLSHIT AND 0% CAT YOU TOOK A PICTURE WITH NO CAT AND SAID “FIND THE CAT” KNOWING FULL WELL THERE WAS NO CAT “OH HO HO TOO DIFFICULT THIS IS FOR YOU MAYBE?? DOWNLOAD GAME FOR EASIER LEVEL MAYBE?? PERHAPS FIND CAT ON LEVEL 1 MAYBE???” NO FUCK YOUR MARKETING TACTICS JUNE CAN JOURNEY OVER TO MY HOUSE WHERE I WILL BE CURLED UP WITH A CAT MUG WRAPPED IN A CAT BLANKET AND SNUGGLING UP WITH MY PERFECT FAT BOI CAT AND SHE CAN KISS MY ASS BECAUSE IF THERES ONE THING I CAN DO ITS FIND CATS

[spookihope]

ok confession: I downloaded the game and y’all...it’s way more fucked up than “find the cat”

so June fuckin goes on a trip to visit her sister’s family only to find out OH SHIT they’ve been

murdered

and with the help of her niece Little Orphan Annie, June is on a journey to find to murder! YAY!! and the game legit plays like “find the butterfly! Good!! Find the coin purse! Good!! Find the killer!”

what the hell kind of,, ,

[krabby-kronicle]

[peytontown]

[lordfordida]

[sailorbrazil]

im a cweep… im a weiwdo…