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apparently male cats who aren’t neutered get really chubby cheeks but they’re not squishy they’re very stiff and hard cheeks??

cikero

they’re called stud jowls....

trollrider1111

I clearly did not eat the cheese

*has stud jowls*

leech-enthusiast

Garfield still has phat nuts confirmed

guchsack

technically this confirms that garfield was fixed sometime around the mid late 80s bc the tissue does decrease in mass after neutering

Im ahead of the game

Some Vidya Games)z art i found at a Karms in Knoxville today! (10/8/20) the Metroid print went home with me

thebiscuiteternal

wait… i think i’ve seen these. was it the KARM on Merchants?

thevoiceofalienjesus

yes!!! It was!!

Happy SpOwOky Month yall.

#Halloween #owo #big owo

kny111

This is a GIF set of Astronauts falling on the Moon

wegadrive

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ottomantwerks

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noneeyewithleftyork

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deaderidan

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burloire

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magicxmc27

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thevoiceofalienjesus

FOOTBALL!!

suppermariobroth

Getting to Pianta Village early in Super Mario Sunshine. You can do this as soon as you enter Delfino Plaza for the first time.

theocseason4

Scream

judgingyourgrammar

So this was in the Boston globe, and if I hadn’t read it myself I would have thought it was an Onion article. The lady wants walls again because now when she is working in the kitchen, her husband is in full view sitting watching TV and doing nothing. When they had walls, she was basically less aware of how ignored she was while being a hard-working woman and housewife. They don’t need walls, they need a marriage counselor.

feenyxblue

Okay, but also: the walls are there for a reason.

In particular, the kitchen walls are there so that you can leave the kitchen messy when entertaining guests or having a meal (to the point that some open floor concept homes have a second, secret kitchen called a mess kitchen). The walls of the kitchen confine smells to the kitchen area, so your sofa doesn’t smell of bacon. Mess spreads from room to room.

Noise too, travels in an open floor concept. You’re confined to a bedroom or outside to make phone calls, listen to podcasts, etc. etc. without disturbing the rest of the household. The minute someone needs to cook? The entire house becomes unusable.

Open floor concepts have higher heating (cuz drafty) and cooling (kitchen) costs. They also require ALL of your decor to match if that’s a thing that’s important to you.

The noise and mess spreading in particular seem to me they could exacerbate marital problems. Do they need counseling? Oh yeah. Does the house make for a less hospitable home, that puts stress on a marriage? Yes.

captainlordauditor

my GOD does sound carry in an open floor plan.

The only doors in my house are the ones to bedrooms, bathrooms, closets. And when I’m in my first floor bedroom, even with the door closed, I can hear everything that goes on in the living room and kitchen, and half of what goes on in the dining room. I hate it.

unpretty

the absolute funniest revelation in this article is that open floor plans took off because of home renovation shows, and the reason every home renovation show did an open floor plan is because they thought smashing walls down with sledgehammers would appeal to male viewers. that’s it. that’s the only reason.

stuck-in-jelly

Amoung Us in theory sounds like a intense thriller horror game.

You and your crewmates are trapped in a space ship after several malfunctions happen and it is your duty to go and repair the ship but then Amoung your group there is a imposter who is killing you and your teammates and you have to vote off who is the killer with eveidence you gather.

And then the game is just

chrishemsworht

Eddie Brock in Venom

buyakasha

so many critics said he over-acted. that this movie didn’t deserve tom hardy’s level of acting. but in reality, maybe if more bad movies had people like tom going balls to the wall, they wouldn’t be bad movies

poolboydivision

livebloggingmydescentintomadness

i didn’t watch venom for a GOOD movie i watched venom for a FUN movie, and it absolutely delivered on that.

piecesofbird

i think it’s fine he was the only one who went ham, eddie brock didn’t know shit and he didn’t ask for this. everyone else didn’t know about the aliens and didn’t interact with them, or interacted with them on purpose after already being made aware. he just got a surprise alien

prof-grace-aspen

It’s the same reason Jaskier works so well: Joey Batey specifically said he acted like he was in a comedy while everyone else was in a period drama.

michelleion

i cant remember if i posted this or not but im still thinking abt this

johnbeyonder

thesilverwolf7

I never want any context for this ever

Im tryna play my Sims but it wont even loaf tonthe main menu before it crashes and closes please help it just updated is this happening for anyone else

#thesims4 #sims 4 #sims #help