Baking Enthusiast @mechanicaljay - Tumblr Blog

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

greelin

if a vampire were to steady my throat by wrapping their hand around it and maneuvering it so that they can feed from my neck i don’t think they would get anything. On account of all of the blood immediately rushing down to my

#personal

heidelbro

Interesting genre of image

correctopinionhaver

images boomer husbands cannot comprehend

#mood #personal

dyke-pollinator

She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it

nightpool

#billions of humans have thought this same thing over the course of the species’ history #and they were right

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hustlerose

catgirl-kaiju

Me being gunned down in a New York speakeasy after Tony Pastroni found out I been sleepin with his girl

#personal #me

tinykitchenvegan

Gingerbread Apple Cake with Cream Cheese Frosting

#recipe #for my starlight

emotion-deluxe

Bro just kiss me for a bit while the sun sets, you'll love it i promise.

I am in tears

#personal #me the first time my wife let me try and make bread bc i couldn't find the recipe book

babyfoxcollectionthings

#inspiration

geryone

Daily affirmation: time to be a fag & a freak

#personal

mangonetics

My job on the leftist commune will be to walk around all the bakeries with a .45 caliber handgun and choose which loaves of bread get turn into bagels by shooting the bagel hole through them.