Baking Enthusiast

[lastoneout]

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

[greelin]

if a vampire were to steady my throat by wrapping their hand around it and maneuvering it so that they can feed from my neck i don’t think they would get anything. On account of all of the blood immediately rushing down to my

[heidelbro]

Interesting genre of image

[correctopinionhaver]

images boomer husbands cannot comprehend

[dyke-pollinator]

She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it

[nightpool]

#billions of humans have thought this same thing over the course of the species’ history #and they were right

[hustlerose]

[catgirl-kaiju]

Me being gunned down in a New York speakeasy after Tony Pastroni found out I been sleepin with his girl

[tinykitchenvegan]

Gingerbread Apple Cake with Cream Cheese Frosting

[emotion-deluxe]

Bro just kiss me for a bit while the sun sets, you'll love it i promise.

[catchymemes]

[sacred-portal]

[vanjalen]

[nuka-rockit]

[lovewillbreakyourheartforever]

[aquagrunt]

I am in tears

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[geryone]

Daily affirmation: time to be a fag & a freak

[mangonetics]

My job on the leftist commune will be to walk around all the bakeries with a .45 caliber handgun and choose which loaves of bread get turn into bagels by shooting the bagel hole through them.

[tayefeth]

ARGH!!!!! THAT'S NOT HOW BAGELS ARE MADE!

[mangonetics]

Damn for real?

[luigis-slut]

[sirsheoth]

I kiss you with tongue and as that happens I slide an ibuprofen in your mouth since you have a headache

[vegan-nom-noms]

Edible Terrarium

[not-seppukku-deactivated2023120]

reblog if you like boobs or haven't been happy in months