thank you, goodnight, i hope you're happy

i am more than some eager blood, not some average bones, i believe in love. ✖️19•infj•vt✖️

[deadstrangeblog]

A 13th century French Château, abandoned since the 1930s when a fire broke out and caused devastating damage. It has since been left to the elements, and nature has taken over.

[bigspicysenpai]

I thought it was a painting

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

ham sandwich try it

[c3po]

man 2008 had some bangers!!!!!!

[slimetony]

there was a financial crisis

[c3po]

sorry i was like 11 i only remember the bangers 

[pochowek]

Boys go to harvard to become bastard… girls go to yale, what the hale….

[task-mismanager]

[trainstationgoodbye]

Anne Hathaway in Ocean’s 8 (2018) Dir. Gary Ross

[irish-luthor]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

“oh fuck” *vibrates at the same frequency as concrete*

[stereocyon]

coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion

[scornfluke-archive]

what’s graped soda

[stereocyon]

it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kaedien]

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

[verssupremacy]

My friend in the UK told me that they only see their father like 2-3 times a year because they live so far away. When I asked how far do they live, they said that it’s a 45 minute drive……. my commute to work, five days a week is an hour.

[funkytownmp3]

ah yes peaches……… the lesbian apple

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

plums .. the goth peach

[xueyangapologist]

i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”

[westarri]

“stats?”

[abigailmarstons]

Oh, hello! We didn’t get a chance to introduce ourselves before.

[taahko]

one of my coworkers starts nearly every day by saying “good morning kings lets get this bread” and im…obsessed with it as a phrase

[taahko]

its “good morning kings lets get this bread” said while standing in a He Had To Do It To Em pose, for the visual learners in the crowd

[trainstationgoodbye]

Anne Hathaway in Ocean’s 8 (2018) Dir. Gary Ross

[woodmeat]

Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol

[dapperalbinobudgie]

We’re self conscious about everything

[woodmeat]

I’ll suck a blood clot out that MF like I’m Los Feratu

[beachdeath]

#maybe 50s jello food actually was a sublimated expression of female rage

[femmefurina-deactivated20240814]

#hi honey how was your 8 hour workday of doing fuck all while i cared for our infant child alone all day? eat this olive jello you bastard

[marisatomay]

for sale: baby shoes never worn. kid was born bigger than anticipated. absolutely jacked. real renaissance man.