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Hi I'm Colin. You may think I’m active on here but sweetie, that’s just my long ass queue. Also I’m a high school math teacher.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[catalystcomet-archive-deactivat]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS VIDEO THIS BABY IS SO VIOLENT LMFAOOOO

[nitewrighter]

[universejunction]

[morrigan-le-faye]

Beth went off! Good for her!

[just-osgood]

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

mel blanc had such an uncanny ability to make anything funny

[verbix]

[sasukeologist]

[bibiana112]

I love when Tumblr has random funny bullshit videos without any description like this and I just have to trust either that my mutuals wouldn't put unfunny things on my dash or that I've made good decisions on who to follow

[ankle-beez]

just passed by my college security guard watching Naruto on his phone

[ankle-beez]

[frankie-catfish-morales]

This is the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life I am CRYING

[jackisreallycool]

But it’s obvious from the bursts of industrial noise and mid-song interlude involving an imagined phone call with serial killer John Wayne Gacy that this new Taylor isn’t playing around. At press time, several music blogs had reportedly criticized the single as overly derivative of artists like Throbbing Gristle and Anal Cunt as well as for appropriating imagery from Pier Pasolini’s film, The 120 Days Of Sodom.

[thechildisgone]

this tweet is klling me

[devakitty]

it's unfair that the top doesn't get pregnant too

[hustlerose]

[puncromancer]

please listen to ronald mcdonald saying that we are all kin

[bgm05]

there are like 700 weird things in this five second clip and the guy saying Kin isn’t even one of them

[lipstickleatherdyke]

love all the ads for weed, ballshaving, and catholicism. definitely picked the right app

[holehaver]

hole?

[nosoulgoodtokill]

this is like a pokemon saying its own name

[holehaver]

SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[depsidase]

[triviallytrue]

anyway forgetting an exact formula but remembering enough and having good enough intuition to rederive it mid-exam is what i imagine cocaine feels like.

[gigglepuffpixie]

[headspace-hotel]

I really, really hope William Shakespeare can see all performances of his plays from the afterlife