Borg'd and Beautiful

Blog for my Original work #LoNC • Cyberpunk VP • & whatever tf i want

[medtech-mara]

[otherwindow]

I hate explaining jokes but this fucking scene from Kung Pow makes me lose my shit every time: 

The children screaming “We’re children!” like they’re Pokemon

Cans of Pringles in the background 

Shopkeeper’s voice breaking the microphone levels 

“Babe-y”! 

The shitty cgi hand with the phone

He doesn’t even dial the phone

[medtech-mara]

Mega sick, bedridden, & my son brings me his bluey squishmellow to snuggle. 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[haveyouseenthismusicvideo]

Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers: Have you seen this music video?

Yes, I have

I haven't, but I've heard the song

Never heard this song

Remaining time: 5 days 11 hours

[medtech-mara]

Damn I got smacked with some hard truth today… I’m gonna have to ponder on this a while..

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[teathattast]

[medtech-mara]

I hope D4VD gets what’s coming to him. This case is truly just…. So heartbreaking…

[an-amusing-gentleman]

[sighinastorm]

Only 500 reblogs… who unearthed this ancient relic?

[old-posts-archive]

April 26th, 2013

[stuffedninja]

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[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[scifiseries]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[haveyouever-polls]

Have you ever smoked a cigarette?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 4 days 16 hours

[charl0ttan]

conservative cis guy porn blogger penning his terse and abrasive bio so that everyone will know not to bring any of their whiny snowflake bullshit to him

[machetemand]

did you know you can personally dislike a character without viewing everyone who likes them as your enemy. you can also like a character without viewing everyone who dislikes them as your enemy

[heartbreakhalo]