mémé

hi my name is sam and i enjoy obscure music, fantasies, and procrastination

[kingloptr]

when you reblog something risky and dont lose followers

[ruinedchildhood]

[ryumain]

on the internet:

in real life:

[bunney]

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

[blonded004]

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

[imericschneider]

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

[stevetomjohn]

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

[characterlimit]

[proletarianprincess]

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

[carpegin]

“47 month old”

[dragongirltitties]

this is my four year old rayman origins

[jennytrout]

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

[rustydanger]

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

[amari-skies-deactivated20190610]

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

[mudskipmcqueen]

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

[suicunesrider]

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

[poovellamkettuppar]

I always mention the girl I know named Meiaghann (Megan) but Oin Oogok takes the cake, what the fuck

[swarnpert]

write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back

[zimages]

[kitkatofficial]

Break time!

[kitkatofficial]

the gif is supposed to move…

[kitkatofficial]

This should do it! Have a break!

[woopdawamb]

here

[kitkatofficial]

Okay smart stuff

[reesescups]

Eat reese’s we know how to make gifs

[kitkatofficial]

Looks bad Reese’s

[reesescups]

At least it loads

[kitkatofficial]

I’m still allergic to peanuts you fuck

[agrumpypulloutcouch]

some serious shit is going down over here

[diet-poison]

“Hey how do you think 2016 is gonna finish out?” “Probably some sort of kitkat meme I’d say”

[peterparker]

View this post on Instagram

WATCH THIS

[periru3]

I just went from having 0 feelings either negative or positive about Taylor Lautner and after watching this and with no other knowledge of him as a person I fully believe that he is a gift to humanity if for nothing other than this single contribution.

[thatsthat24]

I… I want Taylor Lautner… to be friends with me.

[schneidersbakery]

[rnutualfollow]

what even was this show

[veinings]

[ultrafacts]

Source More Ultrafacts

[borgjedi]

Chad has a shirt that says ” I am not Will Ferrel”.  A rock magazine in Japan once ran an article on the then upcoming album “i’m with you” and used photos of Ferrel instead of Chad.

[ultrafacts]

They also challenged each other to a drum battle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uBOtQOO70Y

[nerdfightme-blog]

This is the best thing I have ever seen

[ultrafacts]

[nintendontdodrugs-deactivated20]

as soon as its 12am october 31st.

[pupsnout-deactivated20170605]

I had a dream abt weed

[ughjeez-deactivated20161007]

[yimmyayo]

[sharmelshack]

[bled]

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]