At Your Service, Madame President

read my stuff on AO3 • late-40s bisexual in love with Mitch coughMadame Presidentcough • one of those she/her nonbinaries • writing, screenshots, and modding, plus Bioware, RDR, random nerdery, politics • John Brown is my hero

[wanderingaldecaldo]

Oh no, my queue is out. Sorry for whatever you followed me for, you are getting nothing.

[catasters]

[catsithkelpie]

I cannot describe how much I laughed at this.

Sound is VERY important.

[think-and-game]

@kittybroker how much for this absolutely famished little bean ?

[kittybroker]

Feed this hungry little baby for the low low price of only $3.89!

[beastliness]

after extensive trial-and-error testing, I'm beginning to suspect that there may be some material correlation between staying up super late at night and how I feel when my alarm goes off the next morning

[blaintism]

[wanderingaldecaldo]

Roger Ebert was a legend.

Still, all the craft in the world would not have made “Shrek” work if the story hadn’t been fun and the ogre so lovable. Shrek is not handsome but he isn’t as ugly as he thinks; he’s a guy we want as our friend, and he doesn’t frighten us but stir our sympathy. He’s so immensely likable that I suspect he may emerge as an enduring character, populating sequels and spinoffs. One movie cannot contain him.

Shrek movie review & film summary

There is a moment in "Shrek" when the despicable Lord Farquaad has the Gingerbread Man tortured by dipping him into milk. This prepares us f

[wanderingaldecaldo]

Hooweee a lot of hit dogs in that Roger Ebert post I just reblogged; a lot of people assuming he's an asshole or hates autistic people or does not understand fun and whimsy.

Mr. Ebert, I hope you can't see what's going on here from the afterlife. You'd hate what Hollywood is doing these days, not to mention how bad fandom has gotten.

[knucklecurve]

filthy, filthy read

[renlo]

Before Pride Month comes to an end, I wanted to memorialize my husband unintentionally calling me a bisexual failure at the start of the month. (We laughed about it later, and I wasn't really offended!)

Side note: Thank you for looking at my art! I actually read every note and comment (though I'm a bit shy and don't always respond). I don't think I'll ever stop being surprised and grateful that my silly doodles make others happy. :)

[books-bread-and-brigandage]

I was expecting him to be a brother/friend/father. Being your husband just makes it even better :D

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Description: [A video of a woman riding a galloping horse bareback while holding a large rainbow flag.]

[nattousan]

i felt like these tags really added to the experience, thanks @cynderxdustypaws for your knowledge

[whyenn-reader]

ADHD advice from non-ADHD people: start blocking out your day and put things in your google calendar

ADHD advice from ADHD people: any time you're waiting for your food to microwave YOU HAVE TO WASH DISHES WASH AS MANY AS YOU CAN THIS IS A RACE AGAINST TIME THIS IS THE ONLY TIME THIS COULD HAPPEN

[tarmac-rat]

Babygirl 2.0 v1 fresh out of the oven.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[worst-roommates-ever]

[thethirdromana]

The worst types of cookbook:

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.

[thethirdromana]

#the overachiever: make this very time consuming ingredient from scratch even though it'll end up tasting worse than store bought

Amen to this @akasanata. "Now make your puff pastry from scratch". How about no❤️

[retro-rambling]

The machinist's cookbook - Requires twenty different pieces of bulky and expensive kitchen equipment that the author is inexplicably certain you own.

The multitasker - And while your water is boiling, your vegetables are blanching, your onions which you hopefully remembered to stir every 15 seconds are caramelizing and your sauce that will split if you look at it funny are cooking, get another pot ready and start chopping the vegetables.

[trippiest]

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

[gayofthefae]

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

[herpsandbirds]

[fcxvp]

pride night 🌃😙🏳️‍🌈💞