At Your Service, Madame President

read my stuff on AO3 • late-40s bisexual in love with Mitch coughMadame Presidentcough • one of those she/her nonbinaries • writing, screenshots, and modding, plus Bioware, RDR, random nerdery, politics • John Brown is my hero

[wanderingaldecaldo]

Oh no, my queue is out. Sorry for whatever you followed me for, you are getting nothing.

[wanderingaldecaldo]

On a mini roadtrip and I got to introduce my friend to "That's a Truck I Don't Trust". It's a good day.

[maryfitzroy]

Have you seen Gracie? Officials in Texas search for missing giraffe

Gracie the giraffe is described as having rounded ears. She went missing from a ranch in Real County.

im crying dude

[fandomsandfeminism]

Yeehaw yall. Gracie is on the run.

[fandomsandfeminism]

To answer some common questions in the tags:

1. How do you lose a Giraffe? She apparently scaled a cliff that served as part of the enclosure (which the other giraffes in the herd had shown no interest in climbing.)

2. Well it should be easier to find her, she's a whole ass giraffe? Yeah, you'd think, but Texas ranches are fuckin huge. The man has apparently hired a helicopter and several drones to aide the search, but no luck yet. She's been seen on some game cameras on the nearby ranches though. But she's sneaky.

3. Why does a random guy in Texas have a herd of giraffes? Because it's Texas and we have basically no exotic animal regulations. No really. If you have enough land out in the hill country, you can just own stuff. It's fuckin nuts.

[nochd]

What's sending me is the "described as having rounded ears", as if to distinguish her from other stray giraffes that concerned neighbours might encounter.

[captaindibbzy]

I mean given Texas apparently has no exotic animal regulation the fact you might encounter another stray giraffe is low, but not zero.

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[elizapad]

Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇

[mlarayoukai-archive]

having your own money is fucking dangerous because the only person stopping me from buying whatever I want is myself. and myself has bad judgment sometimes

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

Have you seen Kingdom of Heaven (2005)?

Yes

No

Haven’t even heard of this movie

Remaining time: 4 days 22 hours

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[havingsomemorejohnlarks]

"i would write but i dont wanna be hit with the Ao3 cUrSe"

well what about the ao3 blessing huh? what did you think about that

[ialpiriel]

TAKE ME FOR WHATEVER YOU WANT

After waking from the Aldecaldo assault on Arasaka Tower, V finds himself surrounded by a new family. As the family prepares to leave Night City, they send him and Mitch to fix up the Basilisk, and the more time they spend together, the closer they become. As the days pass, though, V's past--as a child of a Raffen family, too committed to their old way of life to "go straight" when the rest of the family joined Snake Nation--and a slapdash fix put in place by Alt--a partial engram left behind--threaten to break apart the new life he's building.

Rated E for explicit sex in later chapters. No other archive warnings apply, though there's some difficult familial relationships. Roughly ~100k when it's finished, posting 6-7 chapters a week. This is the second week, and it's posted up through chapter 13! Features a trans male V.

[memecucker]

[ottisbuns]

[dogpuppy]

[felinefractious]

NO*Loza’s Lovely Sorpresa [Pedigree]

🐱 Norwegian Forest Cat

📸 Sofia Leonsen [NO*Loza’s]

🎨 Blue Tortoiseshell with White

[hugsohugs]

compilation of some of my favorite tags on this post

[kittybroker]

saddest most miserable little creature only 4 whole cents!

[vee-dmsr]

[salvadorbonaparte]

"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

[ashlgcostumes]

Tag via @bluehairedspidey and vocabulary updated

[wetheurban]

And here you are, continuing on, despite how hard it's been lately. Proud of you.

[miiilowo]

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person

[trans4trains]

[sourdough-seal]

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

[sillysiluriforme]

This week im seeing colors on heat maps I’ve never even considered before

[sillysiluriforme]

Evil fuck you purple heat storm over France

[trashlord-watson]

To the people who might go "yeah well that's a regular summer in [insert country or region]", I would like to point out the obvious that France (and other European countries curently suffering) is not these countries used to such heat for such mong periods of time.

Yes, it is finally summer, and yes, it's supposed to be hot too here. Except our hot temperatures are still way below that. The average temperatures at that period between 1991-2020 are 15-20°C below what we're experiencing. It's 41°C in Paris, Bordeaux, Toulouse, when it should be about 25, 42°C in Rennes when it should be 22.

On Tuesday 23rd, France was hotter than 99% of the planet. Only some specific zones in the Sahara, Arabian, and American deserts were hotter.

In the night between Monday and Tuesday, temperatures only came back down to between 21 and 28 degrees. Those are supposed to be the temps at day.

About A/C: it's true, most of the country doesn't have it. Some public transportation, supermarkets, restaurants have it, and some individual houses too. But that's about it. Because we didn't really need it until a few years ago, and it's both hard and expensive to get it installed, especially in older buildings like those in Paris. But also, you've got to understand that if A/C makes your life easier inside, it considerably worsens things outside. The heat generates by A/C would up the termps a few degrees more, and would not fix the issue of going outside.