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I’m overconfident about rizzing the guy that i like, i have this feeling that when i eventually tell him that i like him, he’ll like me back; i feel like the future has already happened, and that this current moment is just another memory that i will look back on when we’ll be together. And because i know that the future might be nice for me, i am in a constant state of anticipation. I am perpetually thinking about how nice it would be to be together, yet i am furious at the same time that i could not be experiencing the future right now, that i have to wait so long before i can even realize the future.

#love #existential teen #crushing rn #i wrote this on the toilet #time is a social construct

crabussy

hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

johnnyblaze64-deactivated202306

Since I've Been Loving You-Led Zeppelin

handwrittenhello

Tumblr's Poorest Little Meow Meow

A poor little meow meow, by definition, must have three traits: soppingly wetly pathetic, squishy scrungly cute (or a similar attribute), and morally ambiguous. YOU will be voting for characters to win the title of

Poorest Wettest Saddest Littlest Meow Meow!

Character nominations were limited to one character per fandom and were crowdsourced.* Match-ups were made on a seeded basis according to character popularity, in the hopes of preventing a popularity contest from happening. Remember, it doesn't matter if they're your blorbo, we're trying to find the SADDEST and MOST ATROCIOUS little meow meow. Please evaluate how well they fill the attributes of a PLMM when you vote!

*If your poorest little meow meow didn't make the cut, sorry! Maybe we'll hold another round.

Polls will be held daily at noon EST. Here's the bracket. It's not fancy; nothing about this will be fancy. (These polls are just as pathetic as the characters they represent.)

All posts will be tagged #tumblr's plmm contest

Check below for a list of all poll posts:

HAD i not stayed off of tumblr for a few days, i WOULD have voted caterpillar, the most OBVIOUS and SUPERIOR answer.

#bug race #bug #polls #bug race 2023 #caterpillar

narcissistcookbook

this is so so important to me and mine, and I'm asking you to Do Something so I'll respect your time and keep it brief

in the UK, if 100k sign a a government petition it will be brought to Parliament and debated. y'all know this country is suffering from some 80s-style bigotry right now, and this is one symptom: almost 200k fuckholes have come together to force the government to discuss whether it is 'appropriate' to tell children that queer people exist. this is a big symbolic victory for them. and i am burning with fury.

please, if you're from the UK, sign this counter-petition so they can at least see how much of a minority they are. simply put, the attempt to put these bastards in their place isn't gathering enough steam. there are barely 2000 more signatures now than there were this morning (27th January 2023), and that isn't enough. i refuse to let these people feel even a moment of victory or satisfaction. please help.

I just want someone to listen to my indie-chorus-guitar-playlist with, both of us sharing my non-wireless airpods on an almost empty phone, on a train carriage that’s stained red from the sun going down into the sea, on the beach where we slightly burned our skin from lying in the sun too long and where we got sand in our clothes and bags and hair so nothing we wear the next few days will feel comfortable.

Sux 2 b single amirite ahaa

#moviescene #painfully alone #im a sucker for that shit #little story #actually i just want to go to the beach maybe #sigma male moment

hamotzi

some color ✨

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I haven’t really watched many vampire based movies but seeing posters and clips and all I assume these vampire men just keep biting a shitload of women so shouldn’t a large amount of the vampire population be women by now? Or am I mistaken?

#vampire #feminist issue ig

toastbutteregg

I can’t take people who play small guitars seriously. Like, you had the chance to prove how cool you were by at least choosing a big guitar, and then you specifically decided that you did not in any way want to be viewed as respectable. This is where ‘tiny dick energy’ jokes came from. Anyway, i play the piccolo in my free time,

#haha funny #I lied I play bass #guitar #hypocrite