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challenge: keep all options at 25%
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i watched one (1) video on how to draw hands that changed my life forever. like. i can suddenly draw hands again
these were all drawn without reference btw. i can just. Understand Hands now (for the most part, im sure theres definitely inaccuracies). im a little baffled
for those of u asking for the vid!
back on my fast and furious bullshit. I want a Peter AU that's like May can't afford the rent after Ben's funeral and hospital bills, so Peter wants to help out. The last thing Ben taught Peter to do was drive. Since the spider bite gives him spider sense and fast reflexes, he tries street racing. And he's really good at it, so he starts racing for money so he can help May. He goes out at night as a street racer and Spider-Man almost every night, and tells May he got a night shift job or something idk.
All I can see is:
Tony: So you got superpowers and decided to fucking street race?
Peter: I needed the money! And I was Spider-Man!
Tony: You could've become a wrestler or something, but a street racer?!
Peter: Hey, I was amazing at racing!!
Tony: Apparently not good enough to avoid the cops.
Irondad fic ideas #147
Fic where Pepper got snapped, too. When Tony finally gets back to Earth, he discovers that not only has he lost his surrogate son but also his fiance.
And, just to dig the knife in even deeper, he finds out about a pregnancy test Pepper had taken after their jog. It turns out, his dream had been right. She was pregnant.
Was.
Tony just lost his son, his wife, and his other child he never even got to know, all at the same time.
To say he explodes at the rest of the surviving avengers is an understatement. Only Rhodey and Happy seem to have a clue what's going on, seem to get just how much Tony has truly lost.
All of this means Tony throws himself into his research to fix the snap. Unlike in canon, Tony has no reason to pull back this time. No one is relying on him to live on with whatever's left. He has nothing left.
This time, Tony won't stop until he's fixed things. After all, these deaths weren't natural, they were caused by aliens and magic. If half the universe can be erased just like that, then there must also be a way to un-erase them
This shit is solvable. There is a solution. He just has to find it.
He's getting his family back.
someone write this pls
Peter: I collect parental figures like they're pokemon cards
Stephen: How's that working out for you
Peter: ...I also collect parental issues
Stephen *facepalms*: You're an embarrassment
Peter: Hey! Don't make me look up to you and value your care
Stephen: ...
Stephen: Did you just threaten me with your love?
Peter: Yep. It's as deadly as a serial killer
Stephen:
Peter: It's actually caused a lot of attachment issues for me
I’m crying and laughing at the same time
ALL HAIL OCTOBUTT!
This is the ideal gymnast body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like...
Natalie M’phylgwnth from Carcosa just finished her beam routine, which has left another judge screaming and blind. We’re going to take a break as they look for another volunteer.
I'm so mad that I fucking love this
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Peter Parker who, in spite of his internship, still manages to find some time to be J. Jonah Jameson’s Best Damn Photographer On Staff, and so he gets dragged by JJJ to the mayor’s charity banquet to take pictures for the bugle, but this also happens to be like the first time in years Tony Stark got bored enough to grace an event he’s not personally throwing with his presence, and he’s definitely not expecting to see his teenage intern who should definitely Be In Bed Right Now As It’s A School Night, and yet, here he is, being forced by said teenager to pose for press pictures with the mayor, the mayor who is confused as all hell as to why Tony Stark and some random photographer spend the whole night staring at each other like
Hey if you dont mind can I write a one shot for this??
Spider-Man's Identity Revealed Masterlist 2
part one
5 Times Someone at Midtown Knew a Hero (ao3) - Nexas_Hart mj/peter T, 6k
Summary: +1 Time They All Realized They Knew One
closed for renovation (ao3) - love_on_a_wire G, 1k
Summary: Peter Parker and his Academic Decathlon team have finally made it to regionals. Everything goes great!
Well, until the building comes crashing down.
Decathlon Dicks (ao3) - spectators T, 18k
Summary: Cindy: Alright, so I know this might sound crazy, but it's really not that far-fetched. You know how Peter just disappears for no good reason? And how he's always making up some bad excuse to make sense of those disappearances? And how he's always coming into school late, usually sporting some black eye or bruise covered up with really bad makeup? And, guys - the Stark internship. Look me in the eye and tell me that's not sus.
Cindy: Guys?
Cindy: Guys?
Cindy: I know you're ignoring me. It won't work. I will literally annoy you into submission if you don't answer me within the next five seconds.
Cindy: Okay, seriously. You've got five seconds to answer, or I promise you won't sleep for the next ten days. I'll make sure of it. _
The trials and tribulations of One Cindy Moon and Her Idiotic Friends as she attempts to convince them that Peter Parker is, in fact, Spider-Man. As told from Cindy's iPhone (mostly) and abetted by the (occasional) help of third-person.
Don't do anything stupid. (ao3) - Spicysauce T, 5k
Summary: “You think I should do something?” Peter whispered, staring at the door.
Ned's grip on Peter's arms tightened, as if he was scared the teen might run off at any moment, “Are you crazy? You can’t just - just, no - “
“But you’re right, someone could have a gun. I can’t just do nothing!”
“Parker, I swear to god,” Michelle spat, “Don’t you even think about doing something stupid.”
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Or: After failing to sign the Accords, Thaddeus Ross and a group of guards storm Midtown in search for Spider-Man. But Peter would rather not live out the rest of his days in the raft, so figures his best chance is to stall until Mr Stark gets here. He will know what to do
Do Spiders Even Like Coffee? (ao3) - Ace_Of_Spades7 G, 2k
Summary: “I have a large caramel macchiato for, uhh,” the barista, Emily, called, unsure of how to proceed. The name on the cup was written with perfect penmanship, unable to be mistaken. And yet, there was no way. “Spider-Man?”
OR
Peter uses "Spider-Man" as his Starbucks name and things get a bit out of hand
How Not To Keep Secrets (ao3) - whydontyoucomeonover T, 10k
Summary: Occam’s razor is the problem-solving principle that suggests that the simplest explanation is usually the best one. Suzan Yang had used this idea when putting together the pieces of the mystery of Peter Parker and arrived at the obvious conclusion. He must be a male escort.
When Betty Brandt told the acadec team this theory, at first, they laughed. Stopped for a moment of consideration and collectively looked out the window. Peter was running down Midtown’s stairs to an Audi R8, with his top few shirt buttons undone and designer sunglasses across his face. They watched a large guy in a suit step out the car and attempt to tame Parker’s curly mop before pushing him in the backseats. A moment of silence lasted as the car drove away before the entire academic decathlon team dragged in a breath and realised, “huh. This explains everything.”
i'd start a riot (ao3) - multiworlds111 G, 5k
Summary: If it’ll make Flash go away, there’s no harm in taking a stupid selfie with him. He needs to head back to his apartment in about an hour, and there’s no telling what he’ll be dealing with in that hour. He doesn’t want Tony or May breathing down his neck about missing curfew. The sooner Flash left, the better. Peter nods in agreement, and Flash grabs his phone from his pocket. He wraps an arm around Peter’s shoulder, aims the camera at the two of them, and grins. Peter grits his teeth, thinking of how Flash had shoved him last week and called him a waste of space. It really doesn’t bother him, coming from Flash, but he still doesn’t love making his bully’s dreams come true.
Especially not when Flash grabs the back of his mask and yanks it off of his head.
OR: After Spiderman saves Flash from a robbery, he pulls off the mask. Peter turns to Tony for help.
I Hate Mondays (ao3) - Odd_I G, 5k
Summary: It was a Monday. And Mondays were the worst. That was just a known fact.
However, Mondays were especially the worst for teenage superheroes who just so happened to have spent the weekend fighting off the villain of the week. God seriously, people needed to start getting a life. This time it had been a bit more than he could handle if he was being honest. The guy was just a normal human guy but had somehow gotten his hands on alien tech.
— OR —
Peter's really just trying to get through Monday, but it seemed like Flash had no intention of letting that happen.
in this moment; we are infinite (ao3) - merikai tony/stephen T, 10k
Summary: Clint feels a chill run through him. Sixteen. A high school student, not even in college. Probably the same age as Cap was when he enlisted.
His eyes feel wide as plates, his hands just slightly borderline clammy, and he squints even more at the photos popping on the screen. The room has gone dead silent, and he watches as photos of Spider-Man holding back trains and saving people from street fights and pulling cats out of trees is shown. Spider-Man.
Ah. Ah. Clint audibly lets out an oh.
Peter's identity is revealed—and people he'd never expect come to his aid.
Itsy Bitsy Spider (ao3) - MellarkandArt T, 5k
Summary:“What,” Tony’s voice broke and he coughed to clear his throat. “What are you- no, wait, maybe first just, who are you?”
There was a long and awkward pause before Tony received a response from the lunatic stuck to the building. “I’m- I’m Spider-Man.”
OR
after Civil War, Tony aims to distract himself from the trauma by focusing on developing his nano tech, and somehow gets caught into a spider's web along the way.
Oh, snap. (ao3) - OoBooksAreLifeoO N/R, 7k
Summary: The Midtown Decathlon team are curious about Peter's odd behaviour after the blip, so they do some digging. What will they do when they discover his secret?
Pieces of the Puzzle (ao3) - sabertoothhousecat G, 6k
Summary: The entire Decathlon team figures out Peter’s identity. He has no idea.
Or: The Decathlon team takes Peter’s Secret and names it Our Secret
Or: Peter is a dumbass in a school full of geniuses
Seeing Double (ao3) - inkinmyheartandonthepage G, 2k
Summary: Peter forgets to keeps his own identity a secret and reveals it in the most Peter Parker way.
The Tale of Flash Thompson (so3) - sinkinnie mj/peter T, 4k
Summary: Flash Thompson hates Peter Parker, and he absolutely loves Spider-Man.
But Flash Thompson has morals.
So, when he saw Spider-Man steal a kiss from Parker’s girlfriend MJ in an alley, swinging away while she looked around with a blush on her face to make sure no one saw them, he felt weirdly honour-bound to tell his nerd of a classmate what he saw, even though it would mean betraying his ultimate idol. Who may or may not be a cheater.
the web of our life (is of a mingled yarn) (ao3) - lemonlillybee G, 8k
Summary: Michelle Jones is a people person. More specifically, she loves to people watch. Sometimes, she types out lists in her Notes app about people she encounters– not that she’s obsessed with people, or anything. She’s just observant.
One night, Spider-Man lands on her fire escape and she gives him a scarf she knitted. After their interaction, she starts a note on her phone about him, too, and she’s starting to notice some pretty interesting things about the superhero who may or may not go to the same high school as her.
the wind; the leaves (ao3) - Hale13 mj/peter T, 4k
Summary: “Not this again,” Peter groaned as he blinked sore eyes open and rolled his aching head up to survey the room dizzily. The cold metal chair he was seated in was bolted to the floor and his arms were restrained in, what had to be, vibranium behind him. Unlike the first time he had been kidnapped, Peter felt only annoyance with the whole situation even though he was wearing his Spidey suit with the mask torn to show a chunk of his forehead and hair. He tugged ineffectively on the cuffs and tried to pull the chair off the ground before giving up and letting his head dangle forward to rest his chin on his chest.
Tribute (ao3) - ForEdwall G, 1k
Summary: Peter and the Academic Decathlon team are watching a Spider-Man tribute video, and Morgan Stark interrupts
who needs gym class anyway? (ao3) - DiveInsideMyMind G, 1k
Summary: It was just one backflip. One little backflip. Followed by- maybe- followed by sticking to the ceiling. It's all Flash's fault.
Or
Peter Parker's identity gets revealed in the most Peter Parker way.
worthy is the spider-man that lifts the hammer (ao3) - Singing_Siren T, 3k
Summary: “No, it’s okay, Tony,” Peter says. He unzips his backpack and stuffs Thor’s hammer into it. It stretches a bit but holds. “I’ll drop it off at the tower after school. I can’t just leave it where anyone can take it, that would be irresponsible.”
“Um, kid? Did you pick it up?”
“Yeah, why?” Peter shrugs his backpack onto one shoulder and starts kicking dirt into the hole that the hammer made from the impact of Thor’s throw.
“No reason,” Mr. Stark sounds strangled.
You Know What They Say (ao3) - patrochilles_trash T, 5k
Summary: The moment Mr. Harrington stepped further into the classroom, revealing the figure standing behind him, Peter was pretty sure that he had stepped into an alternate reality. That, or someone was playing a nasty joke on him.
The person standing directly behind his teacher, waving cheerfully at the decathlon team, was dressed in a replica of the second gen Spiderman suit. It was about as close as one could get from referencing pictures and videos, and they guy was a similar enough build that Peter could see how people would be fooled.
A frightening thought struck him that he might be fooled too if he wasn’t actually Spiderman.
OR
Harrington does his best, but Peter really isn't a fan of impersonators.
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Alright, who let Cas write memes?
these are so bad that they’re funny
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Caves are weirder and more varied than you think
my followers can have some cave pics, as a treat
Good reference for writers
"Because I lost, that was EMBARRASSING "
Basically, our reaction to a walrus knocking:
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A fairy knocking:
funny idea: but damian likes shoujos and one day maya is excited talking about a new otame game/date sim that she is playing and damian decides to download the game on his cell phone
he ends up enjoying it more than she wants to admit and it becomes his "Catholic guilt". The first one he liked was an older and more serious man, responsible and most importantly stability (this boy's life is a rollercoaster so stability is something attractive to him)
He stopped playing after a some months, afraid of his brothers finding out and what they would think of him
years later a surprise, the game will launch a new version and damian decides to download the game because he misses that shoujo story he lived there
Now he met this other character who is the complete opposite of the first, fun, charismatic, cute and who reminds him a lot of Jon a great boyfriend
And what's the funny part of all this? well, one night when everyone was laughing and joking while eating batburgers the topic of relationships comes up and then "guys, let's keep things calm, Damian is here" and damian responds - only to mess with the brothers - "it's no problem, I've kissed a girl before and two boys before too, anything you say won't be a surprise to me"
and all "no…not you!" "that's illegal" "names I need names!"
and now everyone loses shit, because how in a house full of detectives did they miss it? while jon - who was listening to damian's voice - almost gets run over by a train upon discovery, he wishes he had kissed damian first! how unfair!
haha and damian is so good at deadpan that they all take him 100% serious. the family eventually calms down about it, they all knew their baby was going to grow up some day, but Jon just...never calms down about it. it's been like six months and he's texting Tim 'so did you find out who Damian's kissed yet??? do we know them??"
and Tim who a) figured out Damian was technically lying and b) is starting to realize jon may be in love with his kid brother, just like shrugs and is like 'gee, I dunno.' just to see the kid squirm. what a bully 😂