(╯✿ω✿）╯︵ ┻━┻

a 🏳️‍⚧️ bitch who likes to get fucked. Bitch. ᶠYͧoͨᵏu 30 they/fae but i can be your good girl 🏳️‍🌈 non monogamous so you either be good at sharing or good at pretending >:3

[meesette]

5 turn offs:

1: doesnt think im funny

2: will NOT commit to my silly bits

4: wants to get me pregnant (fuck like it? sure! talking about my belly swelling with their pups? not for me)

3: veiny arms

5: can't hold an interesting conversation

[psychogirl-16]

[3emory]

[tacticalsadist]

C’mon, sweetheart, you know you can’t live without me. You’re just a dumb little toy who can’t think for herself. You really think anyone else will really accept and love you the way I do? Memorize every little sound, every tell, every habit of yours? They won’t. You’re fucking mine.

I’m all you’ve got so go on and bend over all pretty for me, won’t you?

[clerkrard]

are there any readers 📚 😏 in the audience 👥 🎤 tonight? 🌃 have you come across THIS 2️⃣ 0️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ bodice ripper?🧛 😒 dubbed an IRRITATING HOAX 🙄 bound for flash 💥 in the pan 🍳 status by vanity fair? 💖 and a thoong 🩲 bustingg 🤯 steamy 🌫️ beach read ⛱️ for the cocksucking 🫦 fire island set by OUT MAGAZINE? 🏳️‍🌈 well WE are the tribute band 💁🎸 🥁 spawned from this literary ✨ mountaintop. 🗻 unless of course 🤷 louis de pointe du lac 🤭 was interviewed by a two ✌️ time pulitzer-prize-winning mortal in dubai 😒 AND I ☝️ AM 🤯 ACTUALLY ✨ THE TOXIC ☠️ BITCH ‼️ ANXIOUSLY ATTACHED 😟 show pony 🐎 ✨ with a peRSONALITY DISORDERRRE 🤸 💃called LESTAT!!! 💪‼️any vampire truthers out theeere? 🦇 ⚰️ 🤘 STANS of 🇮 🇼 🇹 🇻 we have a very special guest in the audience tonight...😊 please FOLLOW ☝️ my FINGERR 🐍 to the FRENCH 🇫🇷 BENGALI 🇧🇩 SMOKESHOW 💨 🪩 😳 🫵 can we get a TORCH 🔦

[thebestbloodsckr]

This show can't be real bro

[baggnshield]

he's doing okay 👍 [x]

[lonelyvampx]

i love this toxic bitch

[littlegirlinvisible]

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[gawdland]

"divorced the wife today. Probably wont get the kids. Drank beer that was 300 caIs. Gonna go yell at minorities on facebook."

#oldmanblogging #this is an old man blog #this is what makes us old men #the big lebowski #hell is a middle aged man #male testeria #man interrupted #humbert #nickleback #im just a man

[theehorsepusssy]

[aenslem]

#my mood swings be like

[nicostiel]

He's doing so well

[msliminal2]

I don’t understand blogs who have “Spam like = Block” in their bio.

Like Um no..? Spam liking my blog actually gets you some soul sucking sloppy head. I don’t know where you got THAT crazy idea from.

[ppups]

[gothgirllipstick]

I just want him to take false pity on me while I’m overstimulated. “Oh is it too much for the pretty baby? Too bad I know you can handle it.” It would kill me so deliciously.

[renixie]

for the hands & gloves enjoyers in the crowd