I Want All Of Your Mind

Hi! I'm Emma. I used to be itmeansyouredead, but now I'm starting over.

[heateron]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[whygz]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

The probability of you getting attacked by a gorilla at any given point is very low… but it’s never zero.

[versacethotty]

[hazardsoflove]

me to the three people who interact with my posts

[styna]

I was checking out at Walmart, and as I was reaching for my bags I said, “Happy Holidays!” And the cashier leaned in like she was sharing a secret and said “Merry Christmas.” So I smiled politely and said, “Blessed Yule!” And the look that spread across her face, you would have thought I’d literally stolen Christmas from her. If you’re going to make a point of wishing me a happy whatever-you-celebrate, I’m going to make a point of wishing you a happy whatever-I-celebrate, and if you think that’s wrong you should consider getting “hypocrite” tattooed across your forehead.

[childofearthandstarrysky]

It’s that time of year again

[styna]

A post I made has officially become an “it’s that time of year again” post and I would be lying if I said I wasn’t honored

[bluesmoth]

[hustlerose]

nobody has been bullied for being a nerd since like 1990 and star wars and superheroes and video games have been mainstream to the point of oversaturation for like 20+ years now and adult man babies still have a persecution complex. may divorce be with you 

[pencilcomics]

What my week old spaghetti sees when I’m microwaving it at 4 am

[pseudomantis]

dinner

[brawlcloud]

this is what people on tumblr call you when they dont want to say cunt

[aquaflv]

one of my friends said she saw eric andre at the women’s march in DC. she asked “are you eric andre or do you just look like him?” and he said “i don’t speak english, i just memorized this sentence phonetically” and left

[lesserjoke]

My mom posted this meme on Facebook and it is LEGIT hilarious. I'm so proud.

[do-you-have-a-flag]

[spitefence-deactivated20190820]

[queergazm]

*has homosexual thoughts*

[meetmeingalilee]

‪If your partner is a creepy predator:‬

‪1. Dump your partner‬

‪2. Don’t constantly bring them onto a campus where they have literally assaulted people jfc it’s not that hard‬

[reconcicle]

there are five frogs staring at me right now

[adambloghart]

but only one can be america’s next top model

[hajsndskskmsnxndn-deactivated20]

me and all my gay friends trying to sit together

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

If there's no bread for the poor, there's no peace for the rich