@beaneybabie - Tumblr Blog

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

dogpuppy

antlerpunk

I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT BALDER

I WISH I WAS A WALTER

I WISH I HAD A LAWYER NAMED SAUL BETTER CALLER

sexybritishllama

one of the most frustrating things about getting a job is that after you go through the absolute hellscape that is applying and interviewing and you finally prove yourself worthy of having employment, you'll end up in the workforce and realise that 90% of the people with jobs are not actually very good at them. so like why was all of that even so hard

foxhawk303

I am not crazy! I know he wetted those peas! I knew it was the Trawlerman. the one on Woodhouse Drive. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the chippy shop to fry for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This Wiganery? He's done worse. That smack barm! Are you telling me that pey wet just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Wigan! He gravied a babby's yed! And I ate it! And I shouldn't have. I took it into my own meal! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands off the Wigan Kebab! But not our Wigan! Couldn't be precious Wigan! Eating them blind! And he gets to be a Wiganer !? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!

speedlimit15

cherry bomb voice Hello tumblr hello blog

pocketdogs

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”