"Slime dicks" - Jean-Luc Picard

Im cassie, thats my dog.

[aholefilledwithtwigs]

I have never read or watched Death Note and i know the whole ‘book that kills people’ premise but from all the shit i see on here it seems to be two teenaged boys acting out this scene over and over

[reynard61]

Let's ambush mama! 😼

[femtocloaca]

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[walkingeverywhere]

Generally I think straight men should not say faggot but this trea turner (baseball player) tweet is so fucking funny that it’s allowed I think

[lyriumrain]

Another wonderfull secret

[zoesupreme]

[nepofledgling]

when I see like libraries and museums or doctors or dentists offices that have cards and drawings from kids up on the walls I always think that maybe the kids are grown up now and probably dont even remember when they wrote a card to the ear doctor or when they drew a cow and hung it up on the drawing wall at the library but I’m here seeing it. I just think it’s so sweet these kids could be anywhere maybe some of them are artists or doctors or maybe they’re at university in a different city and they have no idea that the drawing they left somewhere can give people joy when they see it many years later. same thing with like painted rocks people have left places. we should all make more things

[frogliftcertified]

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[kingsart044]

Tried the VHS filter on her and she's so much scarier

The og image

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[hotvampireadjacent]

[queer-as-city-folk]

tumblr users are living in a world wholly their own which I can not help but envy

[disheveled-notion]

New “do it scared” just dropped

[garaks-padded-bra]

guys there is a woman across from me on the train who has probably 300 pins/buttons of the same 2 men kissing with tongue and she is asleep with an unlit cigarette in her mouth

[drayue42]

Who were the two men?

[garaks-padded-bra]

I wish I knew ... I am obviously lacking her fujo powers...

[respocked]

Imagine you looked and it was you

[wav48k]

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

[wav48k]

Do you need something.

[wav48k]

before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard

[wav48k]

someone made a terrible youtube video searching for the source of this dog picture like it's lost media and he on-screen scrolls by a live tumblr link to this post before claiming i deleted my account, pulling up a wayback machine archived page, and then lying about contacting my ex boyfriend for more information

[viralfrog]