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sandra || 23 || capricorn || enfj BIG CRYBABY

[kaijuno]

[vibewars]

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

[amyk-old-art-blog]

LOOKING FOR TROUBLE?

[bunney]

me writing a resume: “hello im a mentally healthy person who LOVES capitalism and

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[dominateeye]

World Heritage Post

[anscathmarcach]

World Heritage Post and the OP hasn’t been deleted/changed their URL after all this time.

[demonius-darkblade]

[crybaybe-blog]

reblog this n tag it w how tall u r im curious

[lynaixgia-deactivated20181101]

I VALUE my alone time. Like I deadass love my peace and quiet

[4444555666777888999]

God was right when he wrote abt bread in all the holy books or whatever. About how bread is like really important and divine and stuff

[ksj1]

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[luvbey]

i just want to sit in front of the ocean for a little while

[yeosangsbye]

[BE ORIGINAL] Answer

[just-shower-thoughts]

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

[heckshowerthoughts]

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

[dontbeanassbutt]

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

[no-use-906547-2000-deactivated2]

[dasebeleren]

*dumps a bucket of ice water on your head*

sorry dude but you were yearning again

[dasebeleren]

*bonks you with a comically large mallet*

bro you gotta stop all the pining

[mjalti]

some “doctor” peoples who went to “medical school” and “understand the functionings of the human body”: Diet Coke isn’t good for you bc the chemicals destroy ur body

me: 🙄 okie dokie … quack…

user truewarrirorslight on page 48 of a forum I’m reading at 2:45 am: Diet Coke can interfere with how you develop ur psychic powers bc of the chemicals in it

me: yoooooo Diet Coke is Not Healthy!!!

[bob-belcher]

[aidaaid]

Scrolling Tumblr watching Netflix

[aria-jane-cherry]

[ottermatopoeia]