Gone With the Shit

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

[oe6]

[drtanner]

The MELODRAMA

[phcking-detective]

you SLAP miette?? you slap miette ACROSS THE ROOM

oh! oh!!!

insurance fraud! insurance fraud for

ONE MILLION DOLLARS

[carfuckerlynch]

waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)

[creepiqorn]

[cryptotheism]

As chair of the wizard- [PARRIES A SPELL] As chair of the wizard counc- [PARRIES A DIFFERENT SPELL] As chair of the wizard council, I- [PARRIES A DIFFERENT SPELL] As chair of the wizard council I think staffs should be illegal during these meetings.

[etherealthistle]

oh i thought this was the staff meeting

[msjessicaday]

i’m cryhign 

[greelin]

me: *humming as we leave the beach after promising not to take home MORE seashells that there is no room or use for*

my loving wonderful partner:

[greelin]

love that i heard my husband losing his mind in the bathroom out of nowhere for several minutes then he just wordlessly sends me a screenshot of this post

[katistry]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

when I was like ten I thought it would be really funny to

1.) adhere a bunch of sunflower seeds to my arms using honey

2.) run screaming to my parents that I was covered in ticks

3.) start biting the sunflower seeds off my arms and eating them before my horrified and screaming parents could stop me

I was right! It was very funny.

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[venusianphase]

hate going into a store wearing clothes i got from there, like i’m their little bitch or something

[anexperimentallife]

[kittens-jpeg-blog]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[coolthingoftheday]

A poodle clipped and dyed to resemble a pony.

[0kkvlt]

Every time I see this I go “oh, neat pony” and scroll past while my brain chugs through the caption like the slowest computer on earth and I have to scroll back up to it

[lesbianshepard]

happy 10 year anniversary to man door hand hook car door. 

[parkchanwoohoo]

My mom got a scarf for her dog to make him "look cool" and I genuinely don't understand how this is supposed to look cool 😭😭 He looks like he's going to the market to sell radishes

[dominant-dominion]

You're unable to 🥺 out of this one whore.

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

can't tell if this is meant to be sexual but i immediately imagined the irs saying this to me

[furbearingbrick]

i’d love to study you

[fedkaczynski]

People in the 1970′s were like “hmm might go to the disco, might join a cult, might get serial killed, might rob a bank”