The Creepiest Unicorn

Older than you, but not wiser.

[spacewonder19]

Total Solar Eclipse © Gijs de Reijke

[becquerel]

ok i feel crazy reading through the tag for sinners because theres this very weird pervasive notion that it seems like people do not understand remmick and his kkk member first victims are in fact lying repeatedly throughout the movie. like they lie. we know they lie because they promise all they want is to come inside and play music for the juke joint. that is not true at all as they want to come inside and kill everyone.

so why are there so many posts resting on the notion that they are unable to lie when these same vampires say they dont believe in the kkk anymore and just want equality.

[becquerel]

"when remmick de-racist-ifyed the former kkk members" did we watch the same movie. no the fuck he did not. that woman was lying when she said they no longer worked with the kkk. because she wanted to eat the people still inside. good lord.

[bloodonmybarbieshirt]

We established incredibly early on to the movie that the KKK lie! It's their main thing! They lie that the vampire ain't in their house, they lie that the Klan is gone, they lie about that musician to lynch him in a train station. Folks ain't got no media literacy.

[becquerel]

yes exactly! + this reply too

there's a huge theme of historical lying to black americans to exploit and kill them. the devil is smarter than to look scary for his victims!

[creatingblackcharacters]

FINALLY someone brings up how they were lying about the Klan from jump! We literally saw the dudes Klan robes in the house before/when the Choctaw hunters were chasing Remmick down! They dead just didn't pay attention to anything in the movie!

[alientitty]

💀

[spazzbot]

I don’t say this often, but you really should unmute and listen to the song



[intactics]

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

[aria-winningson]

what's been lost over the years is that originally the central joke of rickrolling was that it wasn't mean. getting tricked into clicking a link that's not what you expected was commonplace, but having it turn out to be something benign was unheard of.

[gothredy]

[shabbytigers]

[faeinspace]

so FAT😡 so STUPID 😡

[beardedmrbean]

[were--ralph]

Mario party ass minigame

[demigirlboss2girlrotboogaloo]

The wway she says "Gary fucked it all up" gives me life.

[pteren]

i didn't think to turn on the sound when i first reblogged😭

[letitrainathousandflames]

As a non-american with English as a second language and terrible memory due to adhd, I have never truly learned what some of y'alls acronyms mean. Rather than googling and learning them, I decided to turn it into a little game.

Wrong answers only, what does "GOP" stands for? (For the longest time I thought it was "Game Over, Pal" but apparently it's some politics bullshit??)

[letitrainathousandflames]

*scribbling down notes* interesting... (also thanks @sapphirablue for getting the right answer, which was thoroughly disappointing tbh.

Next round of Wrong Answers Only: what does SCOTUS stands for? I thought it was a brand of electric scooters but apparently is yet another political bullshit :/

[letitrainathousandflames]

I see... now for another round of Wrong Anwers only: y'all keep talking about Strawman Arguments or Strawman Fallacies. Who is, pray tell, the aforementioned Straw Man?

[letitrainathousandflames]

Oh it makes so much sense! Thanks! Alright, next question...

what do yall mean when u say someone is "cherrypicking"? Does a person need a straw hat and a basket to do that? 🤔

[scyrus42]

Someone breaking into a cherry farm and picking only the best looking cherries before escaping

[letitrainathousandflames]

Okay, now i have another one: what is Gerrymandering? Is it feeding mandarins to a man named Gerry?

[letitrainathousandflames]

Its so obvious! The GerryMander! (do they eat mandarins?) Next question: what the heck is a nothingburger?

[letitrainathousandflames]

Well it could happen to anyone!

Now, what is a Raincheck (can I buy something with it?)

[theoffkeydiva]

Unfortunately no 😔 a rain cheque ( also spelled check) is when the concept of Rain herself gives you a voucher for one free rain. Which sounds really cool 👆but Rain is bad about ✨honouring her debts in a timely manner✨ and so you can spend the rain cheque and not get the promised rain until weeks or even months later 🥹

This is of course why after months of summer weather with people begging for rain because crops are drying, suddenly fall will come and it will rain for ages because She is finally getting around to the backlog.

Others have speculated that with the growing population, more and more people are using Rain cheques all the time which is leading to more extreme weather and rain happening in unpredictable patterns. This is an emerging theory that needs more research at this time

[letitrainathousandflames]

Riveting! The things I learn with you people!

Okay, next question. "Waiting for the Other Shoe to Drop" is what happens when you have bad shoelaces (ones that maybe you stolen from the president?)

[creepiqorn]

Oh no. It’s about those shoes you see thrown into power lines (which is becoming increasingly rare as these are moved underground in some cities).

If you see one shoe drop you are legally obligated to stand in place and wait for the other shoe to drop. You can be fined if you are caught leaving the scene. Usually this happens at the same time, but if the laces wrapped around the wire really well then it can take hours, even more than a day. And you can’t move. If anyone asks what you’re doing, you just have to point and say “I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop.”

[adonischildsupportcase]

[lamine-19]

“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine

[bees-with-swords]

"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

[hearnoweevil]

Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.

I hope you like it :]

[drtrinitysantos]

sdxfcgvzdxfcgvhzdxfcgvhbjnkmlcgvhbjnk science

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

[importantcatpics]

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[lesbianeo]

dangerous creature

[starlightxraven]