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this is the only ship that matters

THEY MADE THIS INTO A BOOK CALLED “SANTA’S HUSBAND”

MERRY CHRISTMAS I AM HAPPY TO REPORT THAT FOR THE TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY THEY WROTE A PREQUEL COMIC ABOUT HOW THEY MET!!!!!!!!!!!

shivermewhiskerz

THIS IS,, THE CUTEST THING?? LIKE EVER?? UA!!

creativefiend19

These Davids are this post IRL. And they wear matching outfits everyday.

wakandamama

FOUND THE DAVIDS YALL

serethereal

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

whencartoonsruletheworld

those suck-ass live-action disney reboots are just like “haven’t you always wanted to see what your favorite disney characters would look like in real life????” shut up bro i see them every day in the disney parks

birdsareblooming

i see them every day in real life

whencartoonsruletheworld

thank you for your input sora kingdomhearts

birdsareblooming

georgesantosapologist-deactivat

55bltzkrgfrtz

professionalchaoticdumbass

galladegamer

fwipination

I think in response to Twitter, Tumblr should make it so that you can't open any other apps on your phone until you've seen at least 600 posts for the day.

mist-the-wannabe-linguist

heartbreaking: none of artist's other songs are as much of a banger as the song I discovered the artist by

p1ss

ejacutastic

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

biszumletzten

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

demonsnakes-deactivated20160829

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

brightlotusmoon

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

andhumanslovedstories

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection

andhumanslovedstories

Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2022, commenting on this post from 2016. There’s been a lot of people on this site lately being like “oooh no don’t make viral uwu I’m so pathetic, little, and defenseless and my poor notifications can’t handle 10k reblogs” well first of all ALL of us are pathetic, little, and defenseless and secondly none of our notifications can handle 10k reblogs and thirdly I’m not a coward and I think this should have a million notes. Not because of its own merit as a post, I just think it’d be funny if when I turn 30 this year and I reflect on the greatest accomplishments of my life thus far, I have to at least consider putting “famous tumblr popcorn post” on the list

andhumanslovedstories

Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2023, in May specifically, I’m 30 and for the record it rules, I had a lil aging crisis and now I’m past that and I’m just like goddamn it is great being in my thirties and I had a wonderful birthday NO THANKS TO YOU GUYS

actually, much thanks to you guys. Some of you were inspiringly crazy about this post. Frankly you worked harder for this than I did, and your efforts were touching and inspiring and funny and yet we STILL FAILED. GUYS WE GOTTA PUT OUR EYES BACK ON THE BALL. We have ehhh about six months before I turn the big three-one, which is actually the most important birthday because now you’re in your thirties For Real, and I personally can’t think of a better way to ring in my 31st year of life than by trying and failing to do something that I was hoping to knock out in my twenties.

zingring

Good luck, kiddo

sasquatch-spotted

Are you satisfied, op? When will it be enough?

andhumanslovedstories

I feel I couldn’t have been clearer about the number at which this will be enough

rongzhi

An updated compilation of costume transformations from the popular douyin account 朱铁雄.

song: 此生过半 (DJ阿卓版)

cricketcat9

This is lovely 💖💖💖👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😁

cronnissar-deactivated20241106

Live action magical girl transformations; now you know why the glam-rock villains from Sailor Moon never attack whilst they're transforming. TV viewer time dilation; to the in-universe observer it happens within a second.

elodieunderglass

BIKE HORSE

alexaloraetheris

There are so many awesome things happening here I can't pick just one

the-haiku-bot

There are so many

awesome things happening here

I can’t pick just one

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

#video

amyhayanora

So, I meserably failed my Inktober this year. XD The fun fact is that I’ve even made up my own prompts list, which means I could have had stuff done months ago. But nope, I wanted the daily challenge. And life just keeps getting the way of my… well, life, so… At least here there’s what I have done! I wanted a manga aesthetic this year, so screentones, hoping the quality will not kill them xD **back to work on commissions**

Healthy relationships are clearly better in real-life but fucked-up ones are way more dramatically interesting in fiction. In much the same way–indeed, in exactly the same way–that feudal monarchy is a hell of a lot of fun in fantasy and historical fiction novels, but complete shit to actually live under.

quasi-normalcy

Feudal monarchy is so hilarious because it’s just like: “What if we based our entire sociopolitical structure on fucked-up family dynamics?”

slightly-ethereal

shanastoryteller

sometimes people are absolutely WILD about comments, acting like the idea that they shouldn’t be a jerk is a violation of their first amendment rights

last week i read a fic i HATED. it was well written and highly recommended and i wish i had never read it. hours of my life i will never get back.

i disagreed with: it’s interpretation on canon, it’s take on mental health, the social contract between loved ones, recovery, trauma, boundaries, and … more tbh

i could NOT stop thinking about how much i disagreed with it. me and this fic have philosophical differences so large i could give a ted talk and i was still super irritated about it days later.

so you know what i did?

i called up my friends and was like “you guys have no context but i’m going to bitch about this fic you haven’t read in this fandom you haven’t consumed for the next thirty minutes” and they were like “okay sure it’s a tuesday night, we’re in a pandemic, i have nothing better to do”

what did i not do?

leave a comment on this person’s fic because i’m a human person