The Perks of Being Lame

Cynical asshole who makes cakes for a living

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HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

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the first post ever on tumblr

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this was why they put the reblog button on the bottom of posts

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I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE LINDSAY LOHAN OR SOME SHIT WOW

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Always reblog because perfection.

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This post makes me happy

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This is what love looks like

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I want to love others as much as Kanye West loves himself

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Share this with someone you love

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Abortion Update: Rape Insurance

Michigan recently passed the “rape insurance” law meaning that now women must anticipate being raped at some point in the future and purchase the insurance before the assault. Not only does this law drop coverage from any other insurance benefits but you also have to pay for it separately. The only thing it covers is if a woman was not only raped but also who’s life is endangered because of the pregnancy. Otherwise the insurance does not cover abortions for cases of rape or incest and you will not be reimbursed. Yes you read that correctly, you now cannot get an abortion under reasoning of rape or incest and to top it off, if a woman has her own individual insurance policy, rather than through their employer, you can not purchase this rape insurance. Women have had to put off paying for groceries and rent because this procedure is so costly but instead of creating a law that helps pay for it we’ve done the exact opposite. We are punishing women just for being women by not offering them the same rights to the full health care coverage as we do men and making health care that much more unaffordable. #proMYlife

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We are infinite

In a previous post I shared a video about how science saved man’s soul. When you look up at the night sky what do you see? The moon? The stars? Clouds? A combination of them maybe? How about the space between you and another object or being? You’re probably thinking that it’s just that, (empty) space. However it is so much more than that. If everyone and everything are comprised of atoms then that means that the space you are seeing isn’t empty, it’s full of atoms. The law of conservation of energy states that energy can not be created nor can it be destroyed, it can simply change and transform meaning that we are as old as time itself and that we are all connected. So when I look up at stars made up of stars in all my sense of wonder and beauty I know that I am also the very star that I’m looking at, looking down at myself and in that moment I know what it truly feels like to be infinite. Oh how I wish that I understood even just a fraction of what this meant when my beloved aunt passed. Even though I strongly believed in an afterlife I still felt that she was truly dead because back then I didn’t truly understand what life really is. Knowing and understanding everything I do now, I know that she isn’t actually dead, she has simply transformed. So when I look up at the stars and see myself watching from above I know that she as well is the very star I am looking up at, that she is living inside of me too. She is everywhere just as we are, she is me and I am her. Just as I am you and you are me. This doesn’t make us or the stars or anything else less special if anything it makes us much more than what we ever really gave thought to, stars die and burst into supernovas and because of that we are here, we are living. A star died so we could live, how could it get any more special than that?

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"…and in that moment I swear we were infinite…"

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My life, my choice. #proMYlife

Recently a law regarding pro-life protesters was created and then vetoed because it was considered unconstitutional. This law entails that protesters should have a designated buffering zone, meaning that protesters will not be allowed to stand right at the doors or on the sidewalks in front of the facility (or any establishment that is being picketed). As if its not enough to force them to look at an ultrasound of the fetus growing inside of them, by turning down this law it means that pro-life protesters can stand right outside the doors of an abortion clinic WHILE the girls are entering and ask them questions and/or belittle them for their choice, some have even entered the clinic in absolute tears from the remarks of the protesters and yet the government doesn’t seem to believe there is anything wrong with that. Having an abortion isn’t an easy decision, however they are not making the decision because they want to “kill babies” they are making it because they know they are not ready to carry a child or become a mother. There is the argument about how they could always choose adoption but that also means they still have to carry this being that’s growing inside of them and inevitably form a bond which will make giving up their child that much harder, even if it’s an open adoption. Either way their choice will affect them for the rest of their lives, whether it be positive or negative. So yes I believe in pro-choice and I am also pro-life, proMYlife. As a woman i have the option of abortion should I get pregnant and not be ready and whatever I choose it will not be for anyone other than myself.

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Slather these Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Muffins with pumpkin butter or cream cheese frosting.

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