Dressed to Depress

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[skarchomp]

the Komodo Dragon is the biggest, strongest, most dangerous apex predator that is physically incapable of looking at all threatening

[skarchomp]

i could conceivably be torn to pieces and eaten alive by these things and my last words would be “lmao” 

[skarchomp]

me on my way to bring down an elk twice my size using deadly bacteria that grows on my fangs

[serpentking456]

The “septic bacteria” thing is a myth. Komodo Dragons have venom glands, but they don’t even play a very big role in bringing down their prey, as studies show they hunt in a manner that’s actually very similar to tigers and other mammalian predators (as described in this fantastic Imgur post http://imgur.com/gallery/RUeB9 ).

[tharook]

me on my way to bring down an elk twice my size in a manner that’s very similar to tigers and other mammalian predators

[psykadillic-deactivated20190622]

[megarexxie]

Been playing the good Silent Hills again so gotta reblog

[lisosa]

My part for the third generation of the pokémermaid challenge that I’m doing with my friend @kikaigaku!

First generation

Second generation

[genericdubstep]

Remember when Trump said autism is an epidemic caused by vaccines that ruins beautiful children?

Remember when Trump mocked a disabled reporter on live-television by mimicking his hand movement and pretending to be mentally challenged?

Remember when Trump lit the White House up in blue lights to support Autism Speaks, the organization that demonizes autistic people and spends the majority of their money on prenatal autism screenings (AKA eugenics)?

Remember when Trump wanted to save money by shutting down Meals On Wheels, an organization that brings food to disabled and elderly people that can’t go outside?

Remember when Trump blamed all non-ISIS related shootings on the mentally ill?

Trump understandably gets a lot of crap for being racist, homophobic and sexist, but we need to acknowledge his blatant ableism too. This man is seriously harmful to us.

[corsolanite]

You guys, we can finally have a proper Metapod V. Metapod battle in Let’s Go just like how it was in the anime!

[visitor-q]

[wilwheaton]

Well don’t just stand there, Carol! Invite him in for a cocktail!

[basicheadache]

[whirlibirdy]

trans rights are human rights and shouldnt be a political opinion

[toasthag]

me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans

[eriicmatthews]

[party-slug]

good news, everyone!

[prokopetz]

Every time someone tries to explain the metaplot of Supernatural to me, it basically ends up sounding like redneck Dragon Ball Z. I’m sure there’s some nuance I’m failing to grasp here.

[kazorus-deactivated20190626]

Care to elaborate on that?

…I’m not even offended, just absolutely curious.  From the stuff I’ve seen and heard about Supernatural I can’t see the connection.

[prokopetz]

Mostly, I get the impression of a show that doesn’t know how not to escalate.

Every threat’s gotta be quantitatively bigger and badder than the one that came before. Every deus ex machina’s gotta be shinier than the last one. Every season’s gotta end with a massive eleventh-hour powerup for our heroes, only for the next season to raise the stakes enough to put them back in the underdog position.

It’s like, you beat the Devil himself? Well, now you’ve gotta fight the Devil’s cousin Phil, who has conveniently gone entirely unmentioned up until now, but he’s totally twice as evil.

[prokopetz]

That last paragraph was literally supposed to be the most ridiculous hypothetical example I could think of, and people are messaging me to say “his name was Metatron, not Phil”. I can’t even make fun of this show.

[sketchedramblings]

I love this way too much

[the-doctor-9-10]

Honestly, my favorite thing at the moment is all the marvel headcanons where Hela wasn’t cray-cray homicidal, and she’s an overprotective bitchy sister.

[pietriarchy]

corporate: we wont pay you a cent above min wage

also corporate: why are all the good employees quitting? why are we understaffed? we gotta fix the high turnover rate that happens god knows why. everyone on the floor go and work harder to compensate while we figure out this mystery thanks

[sighinastorm]

Bruh you forgot the consultants.

[dragonageconfessions]

CONFESSION:

A former Dragon Age dev is casually participating in a totally unrelated fandom on social media, which has included rebuffing some deeply toxic parts of that fandom. The result is heartwarming – with people who don’t even play Dragon Age writing “I don’t know who this man is but I would die for him.”            

[johnnyslittleanimalblog]