When will Yahoo just forget to renew the website

Like it goes 1 day over renewal and someone buys the domain and then we're all fucked.

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[lizardsister]

broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄

[lizardsister]

where's my useless apprentice i TOLD him it was going to be the duty of the next generation to not repeat the mistakes of those before them and to make this world bet- oh my apprentice goes by her now? you're telling me she's right in front of me! my dear i'm so sorry i didn't know. you look so much more happier and more confident than the bumbling, shy apprentice i once knew. im so proud of you. were you the one who tampered with my fucking runes

[parkchanwoohoo]

[robotmango]

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

[berlynn-wohl]

hope it’s not too late; I made this in Scriptorium

[crabussy]

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

[crabussy]

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

[crabussy]

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

[crabussy]

I am nineteen years old

[crabussy]

I am so sorry I just turned 20 I hope you can forgive me

[crabussy]

. yeah okay true I did do that

[okthatsgreat]

with the way high school positions you to think that you need to decide on the rest of your life as a seventeen year old i think troy bolton was well within his right to be flinging himself across walls and visualising hundreds of basketballs falling from the sky to attack him and shit

[okthatsgreat]

the type of mental anguish only a seventeen year old who wont be taking a gap year after school will experience

[sunny-draws-things]

GUYS PIRATING IS BAD.

DO NOT PIRATE ANYTHING. NOT SHOWS/MOVIES. NOT GAMES OR SAFER GAMES. AND CERTAINLY NOT BOOKS. AND DO NOT DOWNLOAD YOUTUBE VIDEOS. AND NEVER EVER EVER WATCH MUSICALS WITHOUT GOING TO THEM AND DONT USE ADBLOCKERS/OTHER ADBLOCKER TO AVOID ADS AND VIRUSES PIRATING IS VERY HARMFUL TO THE CORPORATIONS WHO WORKS VERY HARD TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE AND THEIR MONEY. ANYONE WHO PIRATES IS BAD. BAD PIRATING. EVIL. OH AND THIS

[baba-fett]

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

[paranormal-taters]

specifically this kind of bonk.

[humanityinahandbag]

Reblonk

[annakarenina]

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure 1989, dir. Stephen Herek

[doggirlw1thablog]

Maybe you’re right…

[dream-angel-muse]

you cannot just leave this hidden in the tags lol

[homunculus-argument]

I had a dream which involved a zombie apocalypse where zombies didn't just attack whatever human was closest. They'd pick one specific person and never stop or change targets before they got that particular person, and only then chose another target at random. Nobody was really bothered by them since everyone knew that unless you are their specific target, it won't do anything to you.

So that's how it was spreading in a society that otherwise seemed to be functioning just fine. Everyone else would be having just a regular tuesday while there's just one person running for their life trying to avoid that thing slowly chasing them. Then two people running from a zombie while everyone else is fine. Then three or four. Nobody stopped living their completely normal life unless and until it hit them to become a zombie's next target.

[dumbassthroughtimelines]

…it took me way too long to realize this was a metaphor

[homunculus-argument]

No I just woke up.

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

Well sorry but it's a metaphor

[homunculus-argument]

You know things are bad when my dreams' habitual That's A Bit Too On The Nose Innit style of hamfisted symbolism turns from personal life to widespread political commentary.

Also if someone makes a short film etc out of this, I agree on the title being "First they came for Steve".

[magicratfingers]

i had a dream last night a waitress told me i was stinky i was like :o

[ozempicofficial]

[thisishowyoumakemovies]

That comment is spot on AND sciatica stretches are legit. The best treatment for sciatica is get stretchy.

Signed: Willem Defoe fan with sciatica

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Do you ever think about how so much of the deadly anti-science rhetoric that fills America today and is killing countless vulnerable people can be directly traced back to one fucking guy who decided to just straight-up lie about vaccines causing autism because it would make him a profit? Do you ever think about that? Because I think about it a lot.

[teh-nos]

When the first two lines of your wikipedia entry contain the words 'fraudster,' 'fraudulent,' and 'struck off the medical register for serious professional misconduct' and the third sentence is about the deaths you caused from a preventable disease.

[nomielop]

She got the zoomies

[feminist-space]

[i-am-a-fish]

treat yourself with the same kindness and understanding youd offer to an ancient wizard

[roycohn]

do it scared. do it stupid. but most importantly, do it bitching and moaning the entire time