Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

titsay
we're not kids anymore.
taylor price
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if i look back, i am lost

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hello vonnie

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$LAYYYTER

Andulka
Mike Driver
Three Goblin Art
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

shark vs the universe
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Stranger Things
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Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable
Bridget’s show
you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression
Deltarune Chapter 5 - Petal Dance
Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.
that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?
hey anon
please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation
burnout from not doing anything
so what if I want to have total control over every single thing at all times. just let me lol
demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms
you're cute and it's tuesday
I'm cute and it's tuesday
spontaneous generation is true but only for fruit flies
yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….
do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like
jet: hes a firebender!!!!
patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:
Jet: He’s a firebender!
The Patrons to the Tea Shop internally: You fucking stupid, sir? I think you might be stupid.
#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’
He didn’t even use his own swords. He took them from a guard and the guards let him
If I was luxord and I found out I wasn't being sent to castle oblivion I'd have been pissed. Oh no it's ok, send the others to the card-themed hellhole. I didn't even want to go. I'm sure fucking marluxia has it handled
Why is this heat so hot 😩
It’s the heat
Source?
i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better
i think this is literally my favorite tik tok it’s so fucking funny
at least there's susie deltarune