[acigos]

[strangehunger]

love how all of hozier’s lyrics imply that either a. he will one day be murdered and buried by the hands of his lover, a beautiful and mysterious woman who renders him utterly powerless or b. it’s already happened

[butchhaus]

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

[2-face]

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

[greekedtext]

this callout is completely deserved

[the-memedaddy]

MeIRL

[angelchangsta]

I would have a LOT less anxiety about responding to emails if all email interactions were like this

[vladtheunfollower]

[theocseason4]

my dream self

[mysharona1987]

[dracogotgame]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I’M GONNA DO THIS TOO

[hollystopeverything]

Omg yes!!

[becausedragonage]

I had this exact experience. I worked in a bookstore and although the sci-fi/fantasy section was filled with books I’d read, I had to admit to a customer that I hadn’t read LOTR. 

Her eyes got wide and she gave me a big smile and said, “Oh! I’m so jealous of you! I wish I could it read it again for the first time.”

And yes, I read LOTR ASAP after that.

[a-guys-random-blog]

A better motivational thing to say

[gaynfl-moved]

waitress assigned kin

[thecommonchick]

Same sis, same

[mochachocolatteyaya]

[itsaroosterteeththing]

That’s all you need

[homotology]

Piss off a short person and you’ll see

[undercaffeinatedrn]

heard. there’s a reason i’m the go-to for combative patients needing restraints.

[theglowstickchronicles]

All 5’1” of me can confirm this.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rinasaurusrex]

Bold of you to assume there will be icebergs by 2022

[capacity]

Us after reading this caption

[lgbtlaughs]

[polniaczek]

Hallie & Tie-Dye Girl

[shephaestion]

#suddenly something has become very clear

[theshitneyspears]

cast noah centineo as ash ketchum you cowards

[packapunchpatrickpaxton]

[fivestarqueer]

Ash is literally 10 years old and fucking Japanese. He should be played by Scarlett Johansson and nobody else

[iicarys]

[great-tweets]

“It’s my fucking highway.” - Dr. Judy Melinek, Forensic pathologist