we're not kids anymore.
trying on a metaphor
AnasAbdin
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
i don't do bad sauce passes

#extradirty
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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@theartofmadeline

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styofa doing anything
Today's Document

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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Keni

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@megliaccies
messed up that you can literally be better and nicer in every way and the adventuring party will still be like "waaa its a shapeshifter waaaa the real whatstheirface would never say that" like ok maybe i am a picture perfect copy of your friend that i imprisoned beneath the earth and replaced when you werent looking. so what. maybe they were a cunt. maybe i thought youd appreciate an improved version of your friend. with awesome eldritch tendrils.
Tragedy alignment chart. Feel free to use, but please reblog if you do.
And of course the second part of the tragedy, which is: which quadrant did you think you were in vs. which one you were really in
watching over your life
(flirting) what if i named my sword after you and kissed the blade before each battle for good luck
Love me a character that goes "Don't just internalize your trauma. Externalize it. Make your trauma everyone else's problem. Murder some guys about it maybe. And whatever you do, never ever stop being interpersonally unpleasant to be around."
Give me a bitch that sucks and I'm all over them.
im actually technically a hivemind but im pretty clumsy and i got every other body of mine killed and now im just one guy. it happens.
what kind of dad are you
earth shattering sneeze
"I'm staying out of this" -guy who started it
strolling leisurely with hands clasped behind your back
went out for cigarettes and never came back
becomes feral when the thermostat is touched
always has/is using a toothpick
eats every meal standing at the kitchen counter instead of sitting down
constantly checking out the window
can only be photographed while sitting on the couch