*inserts bakugou's voice*

SHINE!!!

[megumillegal]

shinsou : *is definitely overtraining himself*

kaminari : shinsou-kun, you should stop. this is gonna kill you

shinsou : nothing kills me more than my own thoughts

[megumillegal]

bakugou, spotting a villain : i'm gonna crush this fucker into pieces

sero : sounds like something a villain would say

bakugou : just shut the f-

kaminari : you have become the very thing you swore to destroy

bakugou : i'm not paid enough for this

[megumillegal]

inuoka : tell me about a challenge you're having in your life right now

kuroo : being the team captain

kenma : finding a will to live

lev : trying to have a better tiktok fyp

lev :

lev : you guys are okay?

[megumillegal]

sugawara : oh, come on

daichi : no, suga-san, we are not using my handcuffs for non-work related purposes again

tanaka : non-work related purposes??

nishinoya : again???

[megumillegal]

shigaraki : this damn brat thinks i have his time

[thirty minutes later]

midoriya : sorry, i just didn't want to come

[megumillegal]

aizawa, looking at his class fooling around : i guess they're kind of cute sometimes

class 1-a : what?

aizawa : i said i won't miss you when i'm not your homeroom teacher anymore

aizawa, internally : shit, that was a close one

[megumillegal]

aran : so, how'd the job interview with mcdonald's go?

atsumu, sighing : i'm not going to work there

aran : why?

atsumu : they said i can't be paid in nuggets...

aran : *done*

[megumillegal]

hinata : what's wrong, yachi-san?

yachi : i accidentally broke my laptop by sitting on it

hinata :

hinata : so does it make it a lapbottom?

kageyama : i can't believe i'm dating you

[megumillegal]

todoroki, to midoriya : your legs look great in your new costume pants

ashido : and i bet you'd like to see him without them

midoriya : *blushes hard*

todoroki : wait- why would midoriya lose his legs?

[megumillegal]

therapist : i noticed you often use humour to deflect anxiety

kaminari : thank you

therapist : that's... not really a compliment

kaminari : what i'm hearing is you think i'm funny

[megumillegal]

yamaguchi, to tsukishima : kiss me if i'm wrong, but hinata is definitely smart, right?

tsukishima, leaning in : it's not my fault if you always know exactly what to say

[megumillegal]

oikawa : if i said i love you would you say it back?

iwaizumi : of course

oikawa : i love you!

iwaizumi : it back

oikawa :

oikawa : should've expected that

[megumillegal]

mineta, staring at momo : i promise i won't check the girls out again

shouji, covering momo : promises are for losers. gentlemans make commitments

kirishima, looking at him in awe : so manly...

[megumillegal]

bakugou : anything that comes out of your mouth is fucking stupid

todoroki :

todoroki : ....bakugou katsuki

bakugou : you are so dead

[megumillegal]

karasuno : *splits up in two teams and kagehina are separated*

kageyama, to hinata : if your team wins i'm sleeping with you tonight

sugawara, once hinata can't hear them : really, kageyama?

kageyama : no, i'm gonna sleep with him even if his team loses 'cause he looks really cute

sugawara : that's my boy

[ahskp]

SK8 IS COMING BACK

[megumillegal]

#THIS MADE MY DAY✨

[megumillegal]

tanaka : you know, even if i'm the one who married kiyoko-san you're still related to her

nishinoya : how?

tanaka : well first, she's my wife so she's a part of me

tanaka : and since you're my bro, she's like your bro by extension

nishinoya : oh my god