it's Megumin!

up the shut fuck

[morpdaphrog]

[dogpuppy]

[tgirl-thucydides]

[februarytrash]

[superchat]

why would a level 1 crook do this

[thedakagal]

Uh, so he can discreetly rail his level 50 Mafia Boss boyfriend 🙄 educate yourself

[cosmics-canteen]

Jurgen with the cultists on Gravalax

[muxf56wenersus]

"Don't open the door! Don't open the door!"

[idiot-mushroom]

my friend wanted me to make this

[eliyahu613]

this tweet. but for tumblr

[dashaibo]

And what, pray tell, is so wrong with that? Must a king lower himself to the vocabulary of insects? Must an academiac explain his reasoning to kindergartners? There is no shame in knowledge nor is there in verbosity. Quite the opposite, they are to be celebrated. But I guess this is the world we are forced to inhabit. This world... This planet, teeming with life and all its infinite possibilities. And you would dare dilute it, so that a simpleton's mind could comprehend it? I will not stand for this. No more shall a man be judged for his might, his ambition, his intellect. No more shall we look down on those who propose a mere thought experiment about owning a human pec9sdjv0 c9i2ewokhndvoi adsjvci uwqeowdsxujvnli ufdsiuljfcniu ofeidcvjpc9nUIODSuljvniuwqopisafjvp985erioewaudJHB9jrg8frjuv8ar9jvuw08rd9vujq35g89spdujigk[0e9ravjik0rvu9jq54w8yvh r8og;af9ukjgmoiaelgurj9g8zboifyhvlo8fivujawp89 OC:Ivjare0sd9oizl

[semicolonthefifth]

Please leave the mall, you're making a scene.

[litkitkat]

day two of more bs man

[just-keep-fighting]

these send me

[birbliophile]

made a thing.

[shapelytimber]

Some time ago, I dreamt that an Italian man turned into a cat had to prove he wasn’t a regular cat by cooking a pot of tomato sauce in front of baffled residents of the house. He struggled, due to cats not having opposable thumbs, and the verdict was that the sauce sucked but it was indeed weird a cat cooked anything at all

[smolgirlowo]

the rx-78-2 makes a very compelling case

[scramratz]

Y’all remember that adventure time episode where Biz Markie is a pathetic snail that can’t get laid so Finn and Jake help him unlock his beatboxing talent that get all the snail bitches but then Biz Markie snail is getting too much play and it fucks up their house so Finn and Jake try to kill him with salt but then it’s revealed Biz Markie snail is actually a slug and that’s why he had such a hard time getting snail ladies

[scramratz]

And then the very next episode is Finn getting kidnapped by a bunch of gnomes who force him to pole dance

[parkchanwoohoo]

Chicken parm is a sort of American katsu curry

[girlballs-archive]

me when the stir fry is really good