What up I'm Ollie

23 years young son, melbourne australia ya heard

[wideboy64]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[jasonbabetodd]

[cat-n-tonic]

the only two men who have ever fought over me are ralof and hadvar in the beginning of skyrim

[cleastrnge]

“Captain Marvel should smile more” “she looks so serious all the time” “she should smile more” “she’ll look better with a smile”

BRIE LARSON SNAPPED

[diandrahollman-deactivated20211]

My God, did some clueless asshole actually say that?

[sabrecmc]

This is hilarious

[melleverdeen]

[auressea]

“No, that’s just a depiction of the female experience.”

[1esknineteen]

#tbt that time i was raving about an all women shakespeare company and some fuckboy butted in with “i hate how you never hear about all men shakespeare productions” that has honestly been the highlight of my university career so far

[syntactition]

/stares directly into the sun

[urie]

men are honestly so dumb it’s enchanting

[suramarelf]

i-

[bantarleton]

[bantarleton]

[marsapartment]

I’m just now realising that finally the current incarnation of Peter Parker we have is not only younger than me, but he’s sitting in that uncomfortable stage of being born post-90s, making him now until forever, a baby boy. :| I don’t like this, change it change it

[mynameismeowmeow]

marvel: peter parker is seventeen

me: alright

marvel: peter parker was born 2001

me: WHAT TEH FCUCK

[lesbianshepard]

Uber Driver: What are you studying in college?

Me: Archaeology! I like history. :)

Uber Driver: Ah. You are like the man in “Night at the Museum” !

Me:

Me, emphatically: Yes.

[yeehawlw]

[audrey-scorne-deactivated202106]

no more super hero. no more star war. get film back to its roots: a train coming at the camera and scaring me so so much

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[adventuretfox]

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

[funkyness]

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[odinsblog]

“I’m not going to the fucking White House. No.”

[the-memedaddy]

[taylortugs]

I felt this on a spiritual level

[bohemian-outfit]

Smash Mouth was right, the years start comin and they don’t stop comin

[the-memedaddy]