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YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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sisko: *is trapped in an ethical/political quandary by someone that would require him to deeply compromise starfleetâs moral code in order to bring about a greater good*
garak:
thatâs it thatâs the show
Gah yes.
*RK900 and Connor lose Hank and Gavin in a crowd*
RK900: Shit. What we do???
Connor: Start quoting a vine.
RK900: What???
Connor: *yells* and they were rommmates!
Hank and Gavin: OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOMMATES!
âI love you hankâ
This dude has no idea how many lives he made in this particular moment. â€đ
Dead.
Ok so, Iâm not new to the fandom, Iâve been here a long time. This is my first big contribution.
This is a Hawkeye Pierce/Father Mulcahy fic, starting in season 4, through till the end, into After MAsh and beyond. If you know the series, youâll know almost immediately where it comes in.
I did the best I could, this ship is so obscure >.< I want to write AUâs for it. But I had to get this out first. This is their original universe after all. And if people like this, Iâll get to work on some AUâs!
Please take a look! đđ»đđ»đđ»đđ» Hope everyone likes! Please comment if you do!
Thank you!
Hawkeye & Father Mulcahy
Put John Mulaney on Brooklyn Nine-Nine you cowards
meghan NO
Meghan: Aries, Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn
Friend who is trying to convince Meghan not to eat all those fudge stripes: Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Aquarius, Pisces
Supermarket Sweep (1965-2003)
This needs to be on Hulu/Netflix.
What are you doing with your life if you arenât watching Lin-Manuel Miranda singlehandedly drag Trump to hell on twitter
Formatting your Manuscript
If youâre planning on one day turning your manuscript in to literary agents and publishing houses, you need to make sure itâs formatted correctly. In many cases, your manuscript will be skipped over if it isnât done to industry standard, so hereâs the basics that youâll need if you donât want to be ignored. Before I get started, please know that this is aimed specifically at fiction manuscripts. If youâre writing non-fiction or a memoir, the expectations will be different, so it would be wise to Google what you need.
The Basics
Make sure your font is 12 point Times New Roman, Courier New, or Arial. These are the only three fonts you are allowed to pick from.
Your spacing should be 1 inch on all sides of the text. This is the default on most word processors, but double check your settings just to be sure.
Your text should be double spaced.
All of your indentations must be a half inch. Do not press indent. Instead, drag over the top arrow on the ruler to have every new paragraph automatically indent.
The Title Page
The top left-hand corner of your title page will have all your personal information. They want to see your name, address, phone number, e-mail address, the novelâs genre, and word count.
Your novelâs title is allowed to be between 20-24 point font if you want. Bold is also an option, but not necessary.
The title will appear halfway down the title page.
âA novel by [your name]â will be about three quarters of the way down the page.
The Next Pages
If you have a dedication, it will be on its own page.
If you have some sort of verse or quote, those will also need their own pages.
Do not include a page for acknowledgements.
The Chapters
Chapter titles will be 12 point font. No bolding or italics.
Chapters will start from one quarter to halfway down the page.
An easy way to format chapter headings is to press enter five or six times
Make sure you always start your chapters the same way every time.
When you start a new chapter, make sure you use a page break to bump the new chapter onto a new page. This will keep it in place so that it will never budge, no matter how much you cut out or add to the previous chapter.
Page Numbers
Page numbers will start with 1 on Chapter 1 of your manuscript. Page numbers will not appear on the title page or dedication page.
Page 1 will be labeled in the footer of Chapter 1. It should be centered.
Page 2 will be in the header of the next page.
From page 2 onward, your headers will be labeled like this:
If you insert a section break after the title and dedication pages, it will make it easier to insert the page numbers.
For the most part, this is the most important of what youâll need to know for formatting your manuscript. I used this video as reference, so Iâm trusting everything it says is true because it was made by an author who has several novels published, and because it was uploaded this year, it should be up to date.
But just remember, whenever you go to turn in a manuscript, make sure you check the website of the agent or publisher youâre trying to contact. They might have specifications that differ with the ones stated in this video, and you should always do whatever you can to abide by what they want.
Reblogging aggressively. Some publishers will throw your manuscript into the slush pile or, worse, the trash if you donât follow their desired format. Spec fic publishers are especially strict about manuscript formatting.
Also reblogging aggressively.
what. why? someone pls explain to me pls i wasnt born yet in 1999 why turn computer off before midnight? what happen if u dont?
y2k lol everyone was like âthe supervirus is gonna take over the world and ruin everything and end the world!!!â
This is the oldest Iâve ever felt. Right now.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU WERENâT BORN YET IN 1999.
Ahh the Millenium bug.
It wasnât a virus, it was an issue with how some old computers at the time were programmed to deal with dates. Basically some computers with older operating systems didnât have anything in place to deal with the year reaching 99 and looping around to 00. It was believed that this inability to sync with the correct date would cause issues, and even crash entire systems the moment the date changed.
People flipped out about it, convinced that the date discrepancy between netwoked systems would bring down computers everywhere and shut down the internet and so all systems relying on computers, including plane navigation etc. would go down causing worldwide chaos. It was genuinely believed that people should all switch off computers to avoid this. One or two smart people spoke up and said âum hey, this actually will only effect a few very outdated computers and theyâll just display the wrong date, so it probably wonât be harmfulâ but were largely ignored because people selling books about the end of the world were talking louder.
In the end, absolutely nothing happened.
Oh gosh.
Iâve been a programmer working for various government agencies since the early 1990s and I can say with some confidence:
NOTHING HAPPENED BECAUSE WE WORKED VERY HARD FIXING SHIT THAT MOST DEFINITELY WOULD HAVE BROKEN ON 1-JAN-2000.
One example I personally worked on: vaccination databases.
My contract was with the CDC to coordinate immunization registries â you know, kidsâ vaccine histories. What they got, when they got it, and (most importantly) which vaccines they were due to get next and when. These were state-wide registries, containing millions of records each.
Most of these systems were designed in the 1970s and 1980s, and stored the childâs DOB year as only two digits. This means that â had we not fixed it â just about every child in all the databases I worked on would have SUDDENLY AGED OUT OF THE PROGRAM 1-JAN-2000.
In other words: these kids would suddenly be âtoo oldâ to receive critical vaccines.
Okay, so thatâs not a nuke plant exploding or airplanes dropping from the sky. In fact, nothing obvious would have occurred come Jan 1st.
BUT
Without the software advising doctors when to give vaccinations, an entire generationâs immunity to things like measles, mumps, smallpox (etc) would have been compromised. And nobody would even know there was a problem for months â possibly years â after.
You think the fun & games caused by a few anti-vaxers is bad?
Imagine whole populations going unvaccinated by accident⊠one case of measles and the death toll might be measured in millions.
This is one example I KNOW to be true, because I was there.
I also know that in the years leading up to 2000 there were ad-hoc discussion groups (particularly alt.risk) of amazed programmers and project managers that uncovered year-2000 traps⊠and fixed them.
Quietly, without fanfare.Â
In many cases because admitting there was a problem would have resulted in a lawsuit by angry customers. But mostly because it was our job to fix those design flaws before anyone was inconvenienced or hurt.
So, yeah⊠all that Y2K hysteria was for nothing, because programmers worked their asses off to make sure it was for nothing.
Bolding mine.
Absolutely true. Â My Mom worked like crazy all throughout 1998 and 1999 on dozens of systems to avoid Y2K crashes. Nothing major happened because people worked to made sure it didnât.
Now if we could just harness that concept for some of the other major issues facing us today. Â
this meme came so far since i saw it this morning. god i love tumblr teaching tumblr about history.
As a young Sys Admin during Y2K, I can confirm that it was SRS BZNS. Â I worked for a major pharmaceutical company at the time. Â They spent millions of dollars on consultant and programmer hours, not to mention their own employeesâ time, to fix all their in-house software as well as replace it with new systems. Â Sys Admins like myself were continually deploying patches, updating firmware, and deploying new systems in the months leading up to Y2K. Â Once that was done, though, the programmers went home and cashed their checks.
When the FATEFUL HOUR came along, it wasnât just one hour. Â For a global company with offices in dozens of countries, it was 24 hours of being alert and on-call. Â I imagine that other large organizations had similar setups with entire IT departments working in shifts to monitor everything. Â Everyone was on a hair trigger, too, so the slightest problem caused ALL HANDS ON DECK pages to go out.
Yes, we had pagers.
For hard numbers IDCâs 2006 calculation put the total US cost of remediation, before and after, at $147 billion - thatâs in 1999 dollars.  That paid for an army of programmers, including calling up retired grandparents from the senior center because COBOL and FORTRAN apps from the â60s needed fixing.
Also note that there were some problems, including $13 billion in remediation included in the figure above. Â Some of these involved nuclear power plants, medical equipment, and âa customer at a New York State video rental store had a bill for $91,250, the cost of renting the movie âThe Generalâs Daughterâ for 100 years.â
Y2K was anything but nothing.
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tfw you do your job so fucking well that everyone thinks you werenât necessary in the first place :(
salute our COBOL cowpokes and other Y2K wranglers, they saved all our asses
another important lesson we learned: a shitload of stuff in the â90s was still running programs from the â60s and â70s. itâs hard to justify the expense and trouble of a massive upgrade when things are working âfineâ â easier to say âwell, I suppose weâll need to change at some point, but not nowâ
and if things really are working âfineâ you can let them go on for a while but every so often you run into something like Y2K where the software simply wasnât designed to handle certain eventualities. canât really blame the programmers, either. if you were writing shit in the â60s, would you expect people to still be using it in the science-fiction year of 2000? thatâs not a real year! you might be dead by then!
so, yâknow, you donât always need the latest and greatest for everything youâre doing â how much power do you really need for an inventory system? â but regular upgrades are a Good Idea
nerds quietly saving the world. this is superhero nonsense i love it
Holy shit so THIS was why my older cousins were saying all the computers were going to die and four year old me was like âwhat.â
Within a certain FTSE 100 retailer, I worked on the millennium bug project for over 8 months to make sure that none of our 2,400 mainframe programs would crash. Out of those, over 900 needed changing and testing.
On New Year even while others were out drinking and being merry, my colleague and I sat in a dark room together until 5am keeping one eye on our computer screens, and the other on a large TV Iâd brought in for movies.
Rest of the world: Nothing went wrong! hahah
Me: Youâre welcome.
Thank you for your service