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@meixdoll
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I recently started working in hospitality, and Iāll tell you guys right now, the trope of āthere was only one bedā is not as rare as youād think in real life. A few times a week, at least, I have guys come in who are working together on projects in town or passing through who have to literally book the last room I have available for the night and lo and behold ā there is only one bed, and guess what, they give each other a side-eyed look and begrudgingly take it. So write it up, it happens all the time!!!
Never let your There Was Only One Bed dreams die. I was secretly in love with my best friend for over a year when she graduated and moved to Oklahoma (like 1000 miles away) for grad school. Between that travel restrictions, we were so scared weād never see eachother again.
At the end of summer, when Covid numbers were at a lower point, I took the risk to visit her in her new apartment and I quickly realized that, unlike when Iād spent the night at her house before, the couch wasnāt made up like a bed. She explained that since her new couch was so fancy and pink, I couldnāt possibly sleep on it, and so I needed to sleep in the bed with her. You know, out of necessity. I woke up with her snuggled around me in the middle of the night.
Weāre dating now, and I genuinely think Iām going to marry her. Just the other day, though, I mentioned that if she hadnāt been weird about her fancy couch, I probably never would have like confessed my feelings. AND THEN she stood up, took the cushions off the fancy couch, UNFOLDED IT INTO A HIDE-A-BED, and said āI KNOW.ā
THIS GIRL. ORCHESTRATED. BED SCARCITY. JUST SO SHE COULD MAKE THE āONLY ONE BEDā EXCUSE. Yāall when I said I just about lost my goddamn mind, I just about lost my goddamn mind. I love this sneaky bitch so much and the moral of this story is BE THE ONE BED YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.
Fanfic imitates life, and life imitates fanfic. Itās full circle really.
oh my godĀ
there was only one bed
but it was STAGED
I love this so much
āAnd there was only one bedā
āThereās twoā
āNot if I can help itā
Herman Melville is no doubt proud as hell of @i-hate-this-website but even more proud of the crafty best friend turned lover.
@queercapwriting
what i say: i'm going to work on my novel!
what i do: *spends half an hour actually writing* *spends an hour researching obscure details for my universe* *spends 2 hours daydreaming about my universe and characters* *spends 3 hours daydreaming about other people daydreaming about my universe and characters after i become a famous published author* *repeat*
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: åē„ | Genshin Impact (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Xiao | Alatus/Ying | Lumine (Genshin Impact), Xiao | Alatus & Ying | Lumine (Genshin Impact) Characters: Xiao | Alatus (Genshin Impact), Ying | Lumine (Genshin Impact), Kong | Aether (Genshin Impact) Additional Tags: Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Post-Chapter 1 Act IV: We Will Be Reunited (Genshin Impact), Nightmares, xiaolumi, XiaoLumi Week 2021, this yaksha is on fire, two thousand year old virgin, you don't understand how much i wanted to SIN Series: Part 2 of Xiaolumi Week 2021 Summary:
Adepti don't need to rest. That's why an ever-vigilant yaksha can't be deaf to the crying of a girl in the middle of a nightmare.
Entry number 2 of Xiaolumi Week 2021: Nightmare
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: åē„ | Genshin Impact (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Xiao | Alatus & Ying | Lumine (Genshin Impact) Characters: Xiao | Alatus (Genshin Impact), Ying | Lumine (Genshin Impact), Paimon (Genshin Impact) Additional Tags: Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Drabble, xiaolumi, Xiaolumi Week Series: Part 1 of Xiaolumi Week 2021 Summary:
The inspiration fairy visited me last night so I decided to participate in the Xiaolumi Week 2021. This is day one: rescue, in which an adeptus is done with the hero complex of a very confused Lumine.
Traveler: This is the worst day ever.
Paimon: Is it because Rex Lapis is dead?
Traveler: No, because it's a little humid..YES IT'S BECAUSE REX LAPIS IS DEAD!!
fav ship dynamic
Aether texting Diluc: Help, Iām being kidnapped! Iām with some strange person. In a car. Help!
Diluc: Iāll call Kaeya
Kaeya, answering his phone: Yāello
Diluc: Whereās Aether? He texted me saying heās being kidnapped.
Kaeya: Aether? Whaddya mean? Heās right here next to-
Kaeya:
Kaeya: Yeah, Iām gonna have to call you back.
Kaeya: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISNT THAT BAD!
Aether: WHO ARE YOU?!?
normalize not normalizing anything. Everything is weird and you are all freaks
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Hello fellow Kaelumi enthusiast. Iām bringing you a āshortā fic i wanted to āget out there fastā and then three months went by.
I hope you like it.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30885974/chapters/76264778
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
First to touch the bin loses
Kaeya on the Archons.
*taps signs aggressively* KAEYA IS A GOOD PERSON
Inspired by this Among Us stream! Now I want Albedo saying this in game everytime someone says something stupid.
We will be reunited spoilers without context