[meanbossart]

I was going to say "what a butt centered week we're having" but then I remembered that that's every week.

[homunculus-argument]

"Well sir, you are still horribly young."

"Horribly?"

"Are you not?"

"I don't believe I have ever heard someone use those words, 'horribly young', outside of deeply tragic circumstances."

"As far as I am concerned, sir, merely being that young is a deeply tragic circumstance. I remember being twenty. It was fucking appalling."

[byjove]

I think children should be allowed to vote their stepparent out of the home

[fairweatheralways]

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[homunculus-argument]

Squatters' rights apply to grandmas. If someone's not visiting and looking after their grandma, but you will, after a set amount of time once you've settled in, that's your grandma now.

[shoutingtothevoidtilldeath]

Someone tried to do that with my grandma once. The guy tried to become her kid so they could inherit the house and money.

My grandma people pleases in a way where she lies all the time, so it was really hard to figure out whether or not she wanted to be in that situation, but after she was started to disown my mom (who would travel a couple hours every week to see her) we started fighting the guy. We’re now in a legal battle because he’s been using some sort of squatter’s/tenet’s rights to keep her house, and has had access to the grandma credit card(cuz she just let him borrow it). And my people pleasing grandma is now staying with us, and says she seething hates the guy.

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[dvktea]

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[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[meanbossart]

A gentle reminder:

Me creating explicit art and discussing fictional character's sexualities, =/= Me welcoming questions or comments about any aspects of my intimate life or sexual proclivities.

[redstonedust]

big fan of when a character is dead and the narrative frames them in a very angelic, soft, gentle manner but then it turns out not only are they still alive (plot twist) but theyre alive in the most gruesome and horrific way. your loving kind mentor who motivates you to fight in their memory came back wrong and theres blood and dirt under their fingernails from clawing they way out of the grave.

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[ozempicofficial]

[huabeatins]

What if Xie Lian, 'Fu Yao', and 'Nan Feng' went on another mission that took an unexpected turn?

Inspired by this meme -> https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/james-franco-first-time

When i saw it I immediately thought of Xie Lian and how chill he is in near death experiences and of course how his 'assistants' would react to that is also very funny xD

[lush--lush]

[melanchlolymouse]

SCREAMINF CRYING THROWING UP

this is so gorgeous holyfuckkngshit