asphyxiate me

(◡‿◡✿) esther / 18 !!! / dead i'm spodur and i like to draw and dye my hair (secretly a cannibal)

[weirdmageddon]

protip if you ever eat too much sour/acidic shit and you burn layers off your tongue suck on a tums tablet cause theyre used as stomach antacids but i didnt consider that it would act immediately on acidic surfaces but it does and it provides temporary tongue comfort

[the-real-slim-strider]

this would have been useful information when i murdered my mouth eating ten warheads in a row

[weirdmageddon]

hey quick question what was going through your mind when doing that

[the-real-slim-strider]

“urghurhur im love eat sour” it was a bad call

[poppopopopopi-deactivated202505]

There it is, the worst Funko Pop

[beekirby]

Honey that isn’t even close

[zelkoa]

Sorry but 

[notyourghoul]

Nothing can compete with 

[viewtifulpup]

[fujiyosky]

[schnickledooger]

Best April’s Fools day prank ever

[breaktotheotherside]

Imagine how excited he was to show this to his class <3 <3 <3

[ipod6-remade]

dont worry guys ive learned :)

[ipod6-remade]

nooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[banbaboy]

im having so much fun drawing these new stickers *:・ﾟ✧

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[meangirlnurse]

one of my favorite things in Brooklyn Nine Nine is when you can tell the writers were like “you know, Andre Braugher is an extremely talented Shakespearean actor who graduated top of his class at Juilliard…..what if we took advantage of that for our sitcom”

[meangirlnurse]

[ulibeanzz]

if u feel like u dont know what ur doing w ur life just remember that venus spins backwards and we dont even fuckin know why. just do whatever you wanna honestly

[one-little-leaf-deactivated2023]

[books-and-cookies]

I spent at least 10 minutes watching this on repeat. I cried so much. It’s the best thing I’ve seen in a long time.

[billieyoarmstrong-deactivated20]

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[moonkitty]

ive had this queued this march

[tibbare-deactivated20190307]

but have y’all seen the sequel

[callmekitto-deactivated20220425]

Happy New year everybody

[imsoshive]

the trilogy

A video posted by Eh Bee Family (@ehbeefamily) on Dec 31, 2016 at 9:06am PST

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

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i wasn’t expecting the dance, this is so cute!!

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

the song is jay park - all i wanna do

[icecream-eaterrr]

What in the hell

[thickdaddydandelion-deactivated]

WHAT

[screenshotsofdespair]

[garbage-empress]

you have unlocked the microwave’s good ending. 

[setheverman]

video game christmas music

[sesh]

[aoizaizen-archive-deactivated20]

when a boy eavesdrops: “lets fucking beat him up”

when a girl eavesdrop: “oh god shes cute FUCK im gay”

[melancholymangos]

Pre-nap me: gosh I'm just a lil bit sleepy I could use me a lil nappy nap

Post-nap me: why.... Why do I exist in this world.... How do I know what is real... What is the truth.... I'm so thirsty

[thesymski]

the year is 2017. a ufo lands in your backyard. out steps a group of aliens.

you gasp. “are you here to find our leader and kill him??”

the alien in front seems alarmed. “no, no, we all come in peace, why would you-”

“oh.” you sigh dejectedly. “i just- we have a really bad president. like really evil bad, i just thought-” you start to tear up.

the alien places a hand on your shoulder. “hey now, it’s okay, maybe you can tell us all about him and we’ll- we’ll see what we can do.”

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[superboin]

Starter - Evolved form

[drakburak]