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Dead and gay. | No i am not human. No you can't convince me otherwise. | Adult | He/They/Bite

[melanocyon-macrourus]

Maybe making one of those introduction posts is a good idea.

Hihihi uhhhh i have a lot of names tbh. Spleens is one of them and the one i've been mostly using so call me that i guess.

Pronouns: He/him, they/them, bite/bites

I don't identify as human because ew why would i

I am an adult. (24 as of writing this)

I know a DNI is typical here but uh, if i don't like you i'll just block you. (typically terfs, queerphobes, racists, proshippers, y'all fucking disgust me. Piss off.)

I am socially anxious as fuck so if you're gonna attempt a conversation with me, just keep that in mind. I may come across rather awkwardly or just be generally not responsive.

Minors: This blog is usually SFW, however, there might be OCCASIONAL NSFW content too. In all honesty, i'm too lazy to check every single blog that likes/reblogs/follows. So if you do so, i'm not really gonna do anything about it. But I am an adult who uses this blog as his own space to ramble e.t.c. As an adult, occasionally i'm going to ramble about adult things. I have no interest in making this blog minor-friendly. I believe if you're going to use the internet, filtering out the things you want to avoid is your own responsibility. Not mine.

I will tag nsfw posts as #mdni so folks who want to avoid those posts for any reason can filter them out.

The main boundary i WILL set is that if you're a minor, please don't DM me unless it is somehow important!

If i interact first and that makes you uncomfortable, i won't be offended if you ask me not to interact or just block me. I perfectly understand wanting to keep yourself safe.

Sideblogs: @defiance-of-the-flesh - More otherkin focused

@that-otherkin-selfshipper - More selfshipping focused (Warning: I Sometimes do get a little suggestive on this one. Rarely though.)

Literally me irl:

[robotfuckerconfessions-2]

Fizzie from Sunset Overdrive made me realise I have a degradation kink.

Also it's a good game more people should play.

No anon here because I'm not a coward. (And maybe I want to be judged. /j)

[adobe-outdesign]

Legendaries and mythicals remembering all the names given to them by trainers over the thousands of years they've been alive. Legendaries and mythicals remembering their trainers' nicknames hundreds of years after the trainer has passed. Legendaries and mythicals that can communicate with humans being asked their name and giving 20 of them, because they still consider every single name theirs

[adobe-outdesign]

Adding the original peer-reviewed tags to this:

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of the pole

[c0cc1n3ll1d43]

they love me for my transgenderism and argumentative tendencies

[ooppo]

I wish humans had monkey tails (most likely tail we'd have ngl) because it would be so cute. There's an alternate world out there where people are dying their tails and buzzing patterns into them and getting tail accessories and tail piercings. God could you imagine

[ooppo]

Does anyone else understand

[melanocyon-macrourus]

Do you think Fizzie would cum overcharge?

[devilleworship]

saw this on Insta and the idea that people who are anti-AI are just using it anyway like... willing to give it up? I ACTIVELY AVOID THAT SHIT BUD! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?

ALSO

It's not as if this shit has been around SOOO LONG. We all existed JUST FINE before this shit became THE THING someone decided to shove in our face like...

[bolasaurus]

Dude, I wouldn't even fucking notice until I go to Google something and the search actually works again.

[serenitynerd]

The only reason I would notice is my life would suddenly get easier

[the-commonplace-book]

Imagine a more beautiful world. Could you survive it?

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[parkchanwoohoo]

If you regret a permanent body alteration you got and your immediate thought is "raise the legal age for everybody who can do this" instead of "Maybe I, specifically, was a dipshit" you need to get Gotten by a mountain lion

[this-is-trans-joy]

Wait so. Elliot Page’s role in The Odyssey is to be unwillingly sacrificed within the first five minutes of his appearance and THAT’S the “complex and interesting” role that people have claimed was personally gifted to him by Nolan for transitioning into a man?? Five minutes of screen time where he’s immediately killed?? Are we actually fucking serious right now. I’ve had to deal with post after post on every social media platform telling me that The Odyssey is proof that Elliot Page transitioned into privilege and the role in question is the most insulting, transphobic, nothingburger I’ve ever seen in my life. Am I missing something here because I feel like I’m losing my mind.

[this-is-trans-joy]

These people think a trans man existing in public is proof of privilege. These people think a trans man being allowed to live and breathe is proof of privilege. These people don’t want trans men to exist btw call it out for what it is at this point.

[childofpasithea]

Sinon is a very important character in The Aeneid. He pretty much singlehandedly brought the downfall of Troy.

[this-is-trans-joy]

This is about Christopher Nolan’s movie adaptation of the Odyssey, not The Aeneid book.

[this-is-trans-joy]

I get that Sinon is an important and complex character, but when we’re discussing the context of Elliot Page playing him and how his character was handled in Nolan’s adaptation:

1) His character doesn’t exist in Homer’s Odyssey and was taken from Virgil’s Aeneid and given to him instead of giving him an actual character in the Odyssey. If someone were to visit the original source material, his role will not even be there.

2) He is essentially the dead wife of the plot, and is also one of the youngest characters. He haunts the narrative, which is a pretty common role given to women so as to not actually write them into the plot, but please do keep telling me that there is absolutely no transphobic or misogynistic biases towards why Elliot Page was specifically selected to play Sinon.

3) He still only gets a combined amount of about five minutes of screentime, and considering this is the most notable role he’s recieved since coming out 5+ years ago… I don’t think this is proof that transitioning has benefited his career. Every time Elliot Page is even mentioned by name, the internet goes on a horrifically transphobic crusade for months until he’s forced back into obscurity. His acting career has objectively tanked since coming out.

4) Elliot Page has already worked with Chrisopher Nolan and was given a (noteably) bigger role in Inception pre-transition. Christopher Nolan did not “wait” for Elliot Page to transition (whatever the fuck that means), the two already knew each other from previous projects.

Edit: Personally, the only real win to me is that a trans man got to play a cis man without his transness being considered an issue, but the way in which Nolan went about it felt more like throwing Elliot Page a bone while benefiting from the outrage caused by Elliot Page simply existing, and instead of celebrating the small win that trans men received, every single side of the internet decided to rip into him and either call him a mentally ill woman or a privileged man benefiting from misogyny.

[fuzzygifs]

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[galaxywarp]

[isuggestrespectingtranspeople]

we should respect trans people.all trans people. every one of them. now. yes even nonbinary ones. yes even gnc ones. yes all of them. every single trans person.

[kirinandvlindertje]

“transition poses some ethical questions. Such as, from what age should you be allowed to irreversibly change your body.“

This of course completely ignores the fact that puberty makes irreversible changes to your body. But let us just rephrase the question: “from what age do you gain bodily autonomy?” Now it gets very easy to answer: From the moment you’re fucking born.

[puppyprivilege-deactivated20151]

I’m sorry, I’m reblogging this twice in a row it is that important

[numinous-queer]

Stand up and say it again for the people in the back row. 

[drtanner]

This is all completely true and correct, of course, but on the topic of changes that irreversibly change a child’s body, prithee, go and talk to a fucking ballet dancer.

If you start ballet at 16, you are too old to ever expect to be able to do it seriously. If you start at 12 you’re too old. If you want to do ballet as a serious thing, as a career, you need to start at like eight years old or even younger, because your bones and joints need to be trained while they’re still flexible in order for you to be able to perform many of the required motions and stances of ballet. In particular, you need to be able to perform turnout of the hips, but all of your joints in your legs and feet will be affected, and this irreversibly changes your body.

And yet! Nobody talks about this as a negative thing! Little girls say they want to be ballet dancers, and if their parents have enough money, that’s what they get to be! Does it cause problems in later life? Yeah, sometimes! Often, even! But nobody talks about that because it’s a thing for cis people to do and so naturally it’s all fine!

Go and talk to a fucking ballet dancer.

[roni-not-tyler]

I was a ballet dancer (among other styles of dance) for 10-11 years, starting at age 6-7ish. I loved it, but not enough to make a career out of it. Dance was just a way to exercise is a fun way.

By the time I was done dancing at age 18, I had been through physical therapy for 3 separate issues caused by ballet. The worst one was because of how my hips and muscles developed and it cause discomfort in my knees so bad that I couldn’t walk very far without pain, much less climb stairs. One time at a pt session, a neighboring patient, who was elderly, said I was “too young to be here”. I was in middle school so I rolled my eyes. It was/is funny to me.

I am 23 now, and I still get stiff in some places, and I’m sure it is related to dancing as a kid. I snap, crackle, and pop like Rice Krispies.

I have no regrets because ballet and was a big part of my life. I just know that it will have long term effects on my body and there is nothing I can do to change it.

I didn’t know that ballet would affect me physically the way it did, but I still did it. If somebody wants to transition and goes in knowing and wanting the changes they will experience, then they should be allowed to do it.

[lukanthropi]

I yearn to look supernatural and inhuman.

[tboy-cock]

insta mutual screenshotted and reposted a funny post i made on here and someone pointed out that i used the transandrophobia tags and she was like "oh i should probably delete this". again, instagram mutual. its crazy work how we as trans men are expected to like provide silly posts and support and solidarity and often our bodies but as soon as we're talking about our own rights people are weird about it. this is literally somebody who follows me on instagram. if you dont believe that trans men deserve rights or at the very least the freedom and language to discuss our own oppression you need to fucking leave us alone