yikes

she/her

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

At the having a headache awards

[melindamaying]

claudia's first kill being a cop anti carceral queen

[couriernewvegas]

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

[sabertoothwalrus]

pros of eating your lunch outside on a nice spring day: feeling the sun, getting vitamin d, hearing birds chirping, watching the bees and the lizards and the squirrels

cons of eating your lunch outside on a nice spring day:

MY NAPKINS

[pearlpoet]

wikipedia Tell me about this man's personal life

[gaybd1]

wikipedia Tell me if this man’s gay

[maryoliveoil]

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

[liittlecreatures1985]

out and about and my phone is at 15% battery: better not use it so it doesn’t die on me

5 minutes later: googling average gas mileage in 1950

[reticent-vampire]

florence pugh walking.gif

[estavionpira]

Lowballing some idiot on a pair of mint condition baby shoes RN, will keep you posted

[gabriellelestat]

lestat was merely walking. human style

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[endiness]

the vampire lestat // amc tvl

[finalgirlguy]

2026 is gonna be the year of banging your head against a wall. in 2027 maybe we can do other things

[worldhammerer-old]

i kissed a ghoul and i liked it…… the taste of her scary chapstick

[ostolero]

I have three beverages advising me at all times

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven