yikes

she/her

[skyrigel]

[campsis]

Lois Dodd, Chickens, 1957-1958

Oil on linen, 42 x 54 inches

[simoneashley]

#me when a bad b1tch tells me to do something

[reputayswift]

The Vampire Lestat s3e05 // Vampire (1894) Edvard Munch

[sadclowncentral]

seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know

[lestatscunt]

lestat performs a diss track about armand and armand decides to murder one of his band mates

[clerkrard]

are there any readers 📚 😏 in the audience 👥 🎤 tonight? 🌃 have you come across THIS 2️⃣ 0️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ bodice ripper?🧛 😒 dubbed an IRRITATING HOAX 🙄 bound for flash 💥 in the pan 🍳 status by vanity fair? 💖 and a thoong 🩲 bustingg 🤯 steamy 🌫️ beach read ⛱️ for the cocksucking 🫦 byline said by OUT MAGAZINE? 🏳️‍🌈 well WE are the tribute band 💁🎸 🥁 spawned from this literary ✨ mountaintop. 🗻 unless of course 🤷 louis de pointe du lac 🤭 was interviewed by a two ✌️ time pulitzer-prize-winning mortal in dubai 😒 AND I ☝️ AM 🤯 ACTUALLY ✨ THE TOXIC ☠️ BITCH ‼️ ANXIOUSLY ATTACHED 😟 show pony 🐎 ✨ with a peRSONALITY DISORDERRRE 🤸 💃called LESTAT!!! 💪‼️any vampire truthers out theeere? 🦇 ⚰️ 🤘 STANS of 🇮 🇼 🇹 🇻 we have a very special guest in the audience tonight...😊 please FOLLOW ☝️ my FINGERR 🐍 to the FRENCH 🇫🇷 BENGALI 🇧🇩 SMOKESHOW 💨 🪩 😳 🫵 can we get a TORCH 🔦

[alysmond]

This was given to me by a marquis who was beheaded by a mob 10 years after he gave it to me. Oh. I love it.

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022–)

[humanveil]

You remind me of a young woman, many years past… a Vece, above my station. We all jostled for a glimpse of her blonde hair. Where is she now?

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE — The Devils Road

[toytulini]

underrated bit in black sails is when silver undermines the entire concept of torture and hes like oh noo it wouldnt work. no not because im tough. i would say literally anything at all to get you to stop.

[sheisraging]

he's not wrong.

[thesoldiersminute]

Jacob Anderson as Louis de Pointe du Lac Interview with the Vampire/The Vampire Lestat | S03E03 "Toronto"

[undeadhousewife]

[batrachised]

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

[knight-in-shimmering-armour]

[humanveil]

Fledgling.

[kindafondawanda]

Janet Fish , Yellow Glass Bowl with Tangerines, 2007