Melissa Juliette

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Lifehack:

When you reach your New York Times monthly article limit, copy and paste the same article URL into an Incognito tab. You're welcome.

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Dad lost his kids at an eclipse watching party. Found the daughter but still can't find the sun.... Thank you. I'm here all week folks.

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Stefon narrates the Trump presidency.

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lesbian relationships

Expectation: 

Reality:

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This is so accurate it’s unreal

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ya been Fyred. . . . . #fyrefestival #fyre #jarule #mtlmoments #mtl #montrealmoments #montreal #lol #lolwithmel #funnymemes #funnyshit #funnyvideos #igers #igersmtl

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Manny and his new socks. . . . . #frenchie #dogsofinstagram #prettyinpink #mtl #mtldogs #doggystyle #mtlmoments #montreal #montrealmoments #frenchbulldog #manny #frenchiesofinstagram #ootd #igers #igersmtl #bulldog #cuteanimals #loldogs #sockstyle

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Cash me in flight howbowdah?

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Just power point me in the direction of that promotion.

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Who you gonna call? (Security).

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#Clownscare? More like Clown-don’t-care.

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So many assholes are going to go as clowns this year for Halloween aren't they?

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Guess I’m just gonna call him Sad Pitt from now on

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This bloodline has sadly come to an end.

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Rush Limbaugh warns that federally paid 'lesbian farmers' could invade your town

'They never stop, folks. They are constantly on the march.'

the gigs up girls. now the world knows why we all bought so much plaid. welp...lez just all go on unemployment.

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If someone cheats on you, immediately go onto their phone and transfer all of their Pokemon.

#PokemonGo #FuckYourself #lol #cheating