Potbelly connoisseur

31 you either die as Moto moto or live long enough to become Gloria, Trans lady, I like to write, and fat bellies melt my brain

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It must be defeated immediately

[ffa18]

You’re at the beach with your partner, wearing your favorite bikini. They keep bringing you hot dogs, ice cream, and other snacks to enjoy.

Stop, you say playfully. I’m getting fat.

You’re hardly fat, they say, rubbing your middle. You’ve barely got a tummy. Actually, they continue, gently grabbing the small roll of chub at the bottom of your tummy, I’d love to put a belly on you.

Seriously? you ask. You’d like to see me fatter?

Oh, I think you’re sexy at any size, but imagine how you’d look with a potbelly. How about we try it and if you’re not comfortable with it, we’ll stop?

You consider this offer, the opportunity to stop watching every calorie you put in your mouth, the freedom to eat whatever you want and see how you feel being bigger. Ok, I’m game, you respond.

Over the next months, your partner keeps the house filled with your favorite treats. Ice cream, cookies, chocolate - and you keep yourself filled with them. You watch your belly grow bigger and softer. Your partner checks in with you to make sure you’re still ok with this. You definitely are and you enjoy every fattening moment. You slowly outgrow your clothes and you both laugh at how you keep needing bigger sizes, and they appreciatively caress your fattening belly and ass.

By your winter vacation, you’ve long outgrown your favorite bikini and need to buy a much bigger one. You have a full-on potbelly that sticks out over the bottoms. Mmmm, your partner moans, grabbing your wide ass, you look so beautiful like this. What do you think, they ask.

You run your hands over your big, round belly, thinking about all of the treats you’ll eat on your upcoming cruise, how you’ll enjoy filling your fat gut at the endless buffet, enjoying every bite as it makes you bigger, softer, and fatter.

You respond without hesitation: I love it.

[polysentimental-geometry-deacti]

[anik]

i love this guy

[oozegutz]

No one got what it was to be FULL.

To have your fat gut too packed with food, to be such a greedy, shameless glutton that you'd stuff yourself full to bursting. To make your belly ache and groan and churn with useless calories. Your only relief coming from the slow, agonizingly languid digestion of all the food you've ingested. How it all slowly but surely melts, pooling together in your bubbling belly. How all that gas from the acid slowly builds to fill up all the space it had just made, and the need to burp. To thicken and sicken the air with your gas just to give yourself from your state. A state that could have been so easily avoided had you not been such a pig.

Weighed down by a mound of gluttony.

No one understands the appeal of the consequences. To be so helplessly pinned down breathing heavily from the weight of your indulgence, packing your insides full of food. And as every empty calorie is melted and mulched, it stays with you. Your stomach growing even after the food is gone, like the bloat never goes away. Every inch of your body growing thick with flab and fat and blubber.

And the gas. The grumbling of your guts as they swell with every burp and belch you try to contain, just for them to slowly bubble out of you. And the relief. The shameless, slobbish relief as that thick, heavy, rancid belch takes all your bloating away. You feel even heavier than before, but now with that extra space...

Imagine how much more full you could be.

[cali]

soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

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[dehydratedbunny]

I love this video so much it brings me so much joy every time it crosses my dash again

[melloegg]

Trying to do my daily typing practice and this stupid website is conspiring to make me horny

[juniper776]

if you tell a trans woman she is "enforcing passing culture" by wanting to pass and expressing it i honestly hope nothing good happens in your life ever after that

[foxxxighost]

Crazy that once I'm passing and starting to feel good about myself, fake allies are trying to tell me that being bricked tf out is actually the best.

[kayla-denker]

This is why I'll never shut up about the part of Whipping Girl where Serano says we gotta stop calling it "passing." It pretty directly accuses us of 'hiding' or 'fooling people into thinking we're women.' We aren't "passing as women," we are women, we're being correctly gendered as women. When people deride us for "passing", they're blatantly saying that they don't think we're women. Afterall, nobody says cis women "pass as women" when they're correctly gendered as women.

[melloegg]

It really all comes down to keeping us easily identifiable, bigotry is always lazy and detests anything that adds extra steps or makes it possible for the targets of said bigotry to avoid it. In the case of transmisogyny this is the root of being against: passing, medical transitioning, voice training, surgeries, hair removal (every transwoman in media having stubble) and is the absolute primary driver of the legislative war being fought to deny young trans people medical access, never underestimate how important it is for transmisogynist that we go through male puberty before we are legally able to access hrt. Elected Conservatives are playing stupid most of the time, these are men and women who are evil and mostly smart enough to be dangerous

[zzzeezeezzz]

I didnt have a mans experience before i transitioned. It was always a womens experience. My life was full of transmisogyny before I was ever "visibly" a trans woman.

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

Follow @the-future-now

[dopeluminarydreamer-blog]

Reblog if you:

Have an iPhone and are in need of repairs

Have a friend with that problem

Hate Apple and are more than happy to spite them in some way

No one will know which is it

[weaselle]

This guy inspired me to repair my own macbook. First of all, you should know that I am not… like, I have to look up HOW to look up what my computer specifications are. Tech, that ware either soft or hard, is not a subject in which I experience comfort or competence. But my puppy peed on my keyboard, and I asked the apple store, or the fucking mac cafe, or the godsdamn Computer House Chill Zone or whatever cute ass name they have for their bullshit store, and they said it would be TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO REPLACE MY KEYBOARD. I’m not even exaggerating.

So I asked the internet, well how hard IS it to repair? And I saw this guy’s video, and while I am no techie, I AM fueled by spite, so I was all “oh, they do that shit on purpose specifically so they can charge me $1200 bucks or make me buy a new computer hunh? FUCK THEM” and I bought all the tools I needed for about $25 and I bought all the parts I needed for about another $25 and I watched a few tutorial videos, and I replaced my own keyboard.

So, once you are doing the actual deed, it becomes pretty obvious that they are finding creative ways to make this much harder than it has to be on purpose. On thing that stood out to me is, instead of all the tiny screws being the same size, there are about two dozen very slightly different sizes. They could easily be all the same size, or like, two sizes at most, but no.

These mother fuckers will take a panel that screws into place and they’ll use a different size screw for each corner. They are so close that you almost cannot tell them apart visually, but they each will only screw into the matching corner. Like, it’s a pretty clear “fuck you” to anyone trying to do repairs.

anyway, this guy is also fueled by spite, and doing holy work, and I have mad respect

[dragonfox-in-a-teacup]

This is awesome. Man is doing good ass deeds 24/7 because he’s giving people control.

[dantes-infernal-chili]

How dare you not leave a link to his channel, this guy is the savior of the modern world.

[the-original-b]

vittoria alla ribellione

[nonamehorse]

Fuck Apple, Fuck every big tech company

[theinfamousdoctorf]

iFixit: The Free Repair Manual

iFixit is a global community of people helping each other repair things. Let's fix the world, one device at a time. Troubleshoot with expert

And if you need the ‘proprietary’ tools; go here!

[twinanimatronics]

I Fixit is actually how I repaired my dad’s old iphone 12 and then claimed it as my own!

[lizardlicks]

ifixit also makes kits and instruction for nearly every part for consoles, computers, phones, tablets, just about anything. We’ve replaced multiple parts on our old 3Dses at this point. It’s not nearly as hard as you might assume and very worth it to learn how to repair your own electronics.

[proseuctorwalton]

Getting in on the Fuck Apple train

[plushefemme]

stuffing in jeans is soooo… you have to undo the button and unzip almost immediately as you start to eat, with a sigh of relief and a few burps, freed from the soft gut now spilling out onto your lap. you’re still aware of the friction on your hips and thighs, that tight, snug feeling. denim just doesn’t have enough give. you keep eating, and pretty soon even the pull of the opened zipper is digging into your soft underbelly, cold and sharp, forcing you to wiggle your jeans further down your hips, exposing your underwear. maybe you discard them completely as you continue to eat, but not without the nagging thought at the back of your mind that soon you won’t be able to button those jeans ever again.

[emil]

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

[emil]

peggle make phone calls

[melloegg]

Started laser today

Ow

[sawed-on-shotgun]

i am of the sincere belief that if ur on ur computer a lot you should visually customize it to high hell and back not just for funsies but also because it has literally made me less depressed before. its kind of like how rearranging your bedroom is good for your brain, yknow. i do stuff like this every few months

[sawed-on-shotgun]

and if anyone wants to follow suit

LIVE WALLPAPER: wallpaper engine. only thing on here that costs any money (its like 5 bucks on steam). im sure theres free alternatives but this one has a lot of presets and stuff so its less hassle and its what i use. might be a bad idea for lower end pcs tho

CUSTOM TASKBAR: retrobar on github (lots of different options)

CUSTOM CURSOR: theres a lot of places to find these, but rw-designer open cursor library is a good place to start

DISCORD: betterdiscord, im using the clearvision v7 theme with a custom background

EXTENSIONS (these are for firefox, might or might not exist on other browsers):

tabliss for the new tab theme

stylus for tumblr -> specifically the 'tumblr - custom dashboard pallette' theme for colors + bg, and this for the pre-twitterifcation layout

enhancer for youtube for custom youtube colors

the browser theme is just one i found on the firefox theme 'store'

[coyoteguuurl]

i dont know who needs to hear this, but 2mg is not enough. frankly 8mg is not enough. buy your estrogen elsewhere. take anywhere from 50-100% more than the WPATH recommended max dose. stop once your estrogen stays around 300-450 pp/mL. try not to exceed 700 pp/mL (excess estrogen causes the body to purge estrogen, often overreacting and putting your total effective estrogen lower than what is desirable for feminization and stability).

there is no conclusive evidence that the feminizing effects of injectable E are preferable to those of oral E, but injectable is safer long-term (years-long), so eventually switch to injectable. its cheaper also.

use a good anti-androgen. spiro will make you piss and pissed, because it sucks. take bica 50mg or cypro 12.5mg.

take your prog. take 200mg. if youre putting it in your mouth, take more until youre emotional but stable. if youre putting it in your butt - PUTT IT IN YOUR BUTT - take more, but less than you would if it were in your mouth.

work out. work your ass, your thighs, your abs. get sweaty. the more growth hormones you can get through your body, the more effectively your estrogen will feminize you (this includes your tits).

eat more. eat at least 25% more than your maintenance. eat lots of protein, but also lots of fat. your ass and tits will thank you very jiggly.

and most importantly; show me. im a pervert.

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[communist-hatsunemiku]

other people: if I won the lottery id prob just buy a house and live comfortable or sum

me: ok time to use this 100million to create a real, lasting foundation of massive wealth, income, and social leverage so I can finally start breaking the world and reshaping it to my liking. im hiring all my favorite baeddels as trusted advisors and agents, im building a super secure tranny evil lair, im inserting myself into geopolitics, im recruiting dolls for the Miku Miku Militia. I am fucking coming for the Established Order. Conservative publications are going to call me the literal antichrist and im going to giggle cutely about it.