It's the simple things...

Melody. 25. Writing. Talking. Cute pictures. Gemini. Some inappropriate content (sorrynotsorry). Random thoughts. Occasional vents.

[nevver]

Never get out of the car, Vanscapes by Alison Turner

[serious]

Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

(via forebidden)

[itsaubreylmfao]

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

[lilyhatesjazzhands]

team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”

[jamieaiken919]

team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”

[literallyaflame]

i grew up really unimpressed by the grammys because my dad won one and it was always just there sitting on the piano and i was like ‘why are ppl so hyped up about this award i have one of those in my singlewide??????? what???’

[literallyaflame]

"dad i need to take a selfie with ur grammy"

"why?"

"bc the internet dOEsn’T bELieEVe me"

[porkcutletyler-deactivated20250]

PLEASE I HAVE LIKE 2 SITTING ON MY SHELF

[allo-mishamigos]

Who are you people?

[lokielizabethdragomir-deactivat]

Who are your Parents??

[tastefullyoffensive]

[prinxely-archive]

YOU GUYS ARE FOOLS

YOU HAVE TO DECORATE THEM 

AFTER YOU COOK THEM AND THEY’VE COOLED

[sexuallyactive-robot]

THANK YOU HOLY SHIT

[homosexual-leafblower-blog]

HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK UP DIPPING STRAWBERRIES IN CHOCOLATE??? DID YOU EVEN TEMPER THE CHOCOLATE OR DO YOU JSUT LIVE IN FUCKING MORDOR HOLY SHIT

[stop-hammerkind]

im laughing so fucking hard

[sigmareblog]

Thank you, Gordon Ramsay side of Tumblr.

[fluoxetinedaydreams-deactivated]

[housewifeswag]

whose line will forever be one of my favorites

[stay-grateful]

dying rn

[whospilledthebongwater]

Yes

[besnurched]

[unshaped]

best scene by far

[madturbating-deactivated2013082]

how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS 

[anime-tor]

AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS

[cheeky-jackharries-blog-deactiv]

AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS

[cornchipz-revival]

what

[mellohhhdeee]

Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies

Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA

College: did I have class today

[bieberoversexy]

[chikittyxo-deactivated20140619]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET FORFUCKINGEVER I AM CRYING

[callofthenerd]

[flirtingwithsuicidaloutlooks]

And then suddenly I become sad for no reason, and it takes me days to get over that feeling.

(via cosmic-evolution)

Accurate

(via thatrainbowthing)

[ulibeanzz]

I love sleeping so much cuz you don’t have to worry about anything when ur asleep. feeling a lil insecure in ur relationship? not when ur sleeping. got to do taxes but don’t know how? that doesn’t matter in naptown. the moon is plummeting into hyrule in 3 days? SIKE u don’t gotta think bout any of that if ur asleep, who cares

[brdymrtn]

same pete

[tsukidaisy]

I JUST GOT HIT IN TH E HEAD WITH A BIRD??????

[tsukidaisy]

was that a fucking bird pun

[beautyindanger]

forget ducking, birds drop crazy low when they need to. you should’ve dove.

[tsukidaisy]

was that another fucking bird pun

[a-crosstown-deactivated20151019]

Reblog to save a life 

[did-you-know]

[daleyprophet]

[fight-the-world-deactivated2022]

SUMMERHILL SCHOOL!!! ENGLAND!!!! 

[agreatunkindness-deactivated201]

My teacher told me about this in high school. As humans we have a natural thirst for knowledge. While naturally kids did their own thing for the first few weeks they eventually started going to class. It teaches them to want to go to class. You’re not forced to learn and because of that you want to learn.

[bluhbluhhugedork-deactivated201]

THAT’S BRILLIANT 

[alone-vera]

It sounds stupid but it’s almost like reverse psychology. Kids hate people forcing them to go to school. But as soon as that is lifted, they suddenly want to. And it’s not surprising.

[allthe-lights-inthe-sky]

People like learning, people hate being forced to learn

[legalwifi]

This should be an example to every school around the world, i just think it’s brilliant!

[nerdier-deactivated20200610]

How do they grade tho?

Sooo genuinely curious!