Staggonometry

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[userlarri]

Gave me cookie, got you cookie, man, we’re even!

[mellowly-defenestrating]

Cannot stop myself from saying this whenever I walk by any cookie

[unclecrungle]

Justin literally dying in the latest Monster Factory

[zachdionne]

“It’s hubris, literal hubris.” 

Watchmen was a goddamn great season of transcendent TV. Damon Lindelof is 3 for 3 in my book, Regina King: batting a thousand, writers’ room: undefeated, Yahya Mateen-Abdul II: ordained champion, all the directors and behind-the-camera artists: not all heroes wear capes.

[abracafuku]

underrated mbmbam moment: when travis got a new dog and talked about wanting to give her a website like the one he has for his other dog (buttercupisaverygoodgirl.com) then realised if he wanted lilyisaverygoodgirl.com he needed to race justin at that exact moment for it and he franticly starts trying to buy it but finds that it exists already and redirects to justins twitter and its then revealed justin bought it the day travis got the dog

[thesymski]

[mellowly-defenestrating]

Tumblr...Tumblr is not ready for Knives Out. What a fucking blast. See it with a packed theater and just have fun.

[pettydemon]

[marvellegends]

Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) dir. Peyton Reed

Bonus:

[mellowly-defenestrating]

Michael Peña is a national treasure about a dozen times over

[prokopetz]

I think a big part of the reason I love cryptids is that they’re literally the only subgenre of conspiracy theories where you can be reasonably assured it isn’t secretly about hating Jews. Like, when people talk about aliens or lizard people or sinister banking cabals, at least 80% of the time when you look up the foundational literature it’s a bunch of Antisemitic rot and “lizard people” is just a codephrase for “Jews”, but there are very few neo-Fascist whackjobs out there claiming that Bigfoot is Jewish.

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

Like to bid Bigfoot “Shalom!”

Reblog to prepare him a kosher meal

[arrestedwesteros]

GOB: But where did the lighter fluid come from? 

Burning Love - 2x09

[ submission by David S. ]

[arrestedwesteros]

Michael: You’re going to get some hop-ons.

Key Decisions - 1x04

[ submission from… everyone ;) ]

[nochancennochoice]

[him-e]

#they’ve truly developed such an organic and natural partnership#that was built on trust and respect#and that means that they will defend and protect each other#without even thinking about it too much#it’s just automatic (@fleetingmusings)

[philamuseum]

Happy birthday to Spanish artist, Joan Miró, who was born on this day in 1893. Miró was a pioneer of Surrealism and created works “conceived with fire in the soul but executed with clinical coolness.” This artwork, featuring semi-figurative shapes in a pool of brilliant blue, exemplifies Miró’s striking use of color.

“Painting (Fratellini)”, 1927 by Joan Miró © Artists Rights Society (ARS), New York / ADAGP, Paris 

[weloveshortvideos]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Oh my fucking GOD

[likeamillionsuns]

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

[cozymochi]

@since-the-900s

[thespectacularspider-girl]

This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.

They’re his pride now!

[valkyrie-wrath-deactivated20190]

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

[arrestedwesteros]

Uncle Jack: Swoop me, Dragon!

Ready, Aim, Marry Me, 2x10 And a bonus, thank you Nathan Bearofoats: 

[arrestedwesteros]

Lucille: You tricked me. Michael: I deceived you. “Tricked” makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

Marta Complex, 1x12

[medievalthymes]

daenerys:

the people of winterfell:

[mcshit]

this was the best joke in Arrested Development honestly