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TIL astronaut Jack Schmidt discovered he was allergic to moon dust, which is a thing millions of other people have probably gone their whole lives never knowing.

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Imagine being one of only twelve guys ever to have the honour of walking on the moon and then when you get there you're allergic to it.

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NASA scientist: you’re back early

Jack Schmidt: moon’s an allergen

NASA scientist: ...what?

Jack Schmidt, loading an epipen and climbing back into the shuttle: moon’s an allergen

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Okay but the new batman trailer actually looks good

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Shane Madej is popping off on twitter

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do you ever wonder why stephanie meyer had the cullens live in a small town to preserve their “anonymity?” has she ever been to a small town??? small town people got nothing to do all day, other than to gossip and think about those weird people that live in the forest. if anything, they’re getting the opposite of anonymity. you want real anonymity? live in a big city. you could live next to someone for 5 years and never even learn their name. they’re up all night? they’re beautiful, looks like they had some crazy good plastic surgery? you never see them go outside? somehow hella fuckin rich? yeah. That’s LA

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New York has a guy wearing rainbow tie dye outfit from hat to toe riding down the road on a unicycle with a boom box on his shoulder, you think people will care about the weird sparkly rich people?