sleep with ALL the band members

Two sisters from south Florida living, learning, and blacking out in new and exciting ways every day.

[coldgamekelv]

My first time holding a sloth today 😭

[broadwaydork23]

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING THAT’S HOLY

TURN ON THE SOUND

[karayray1-deactivated20230129]

I havent smiled all day… until now

[theeeprotagonist]

Brother nature is my favorite person

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[pyomorphic]

person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas *beats the shit out of them*

[meupaudeoculos-blog]

[nosdrinker]

he’s cured

[haveitjoeway2-deactivated201608]

actually if you look at the heart monitor hes flat lining

[bill-11b]

Gotta die somehow.

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

he’s cured

[prguitarman]

A miracle

[teenscoolest]

follow teenscoolest for more!

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

there’s a guy in one of my classes who i am secretly battling for dominance over by wearing awful hipster outfits. i dont know if he is thinking the same thing but regardless i intend to win

i thought i won today when i walked into class wearing my awful 1995 figure skating tour of the world (sponsored by campbells soup) t-shirt, mom jeans, and 1980 moscow olympics-theme denim jacket but then he had to walk in wearing a donald duck jacket with matching donald duck socks like what a fucking power move

[sartorus-deactivated20160224]

People: are you ok?

Me: yea

[princesstigerbelle]

Here’s my cat patiently waiting for me to throw her toy after she brought it to me

Now here is her reaction when I ask her if “she’s ready” before I throw it. She knows what it means.

She’s ready guys

[itjustgotdarkinhere]

THROW IT ALREADY

[princesstigerbelle]

NYOOM

[trashboat]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[trashboat]

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

[ruinedchildhood]

#ThanksgivingWithWhiteFamilies 

[caramelanin]

It’s that time of year again

[longliveleelee]

😂😂😂😂

[armandyke]

The plot twist in Infinity War is that Peter Parker had the soul stone the whole time because he just thought it was a cool rock and picked it up

[msmcu-deactivated20200711]

Plot twist twist: its in ned’s backpack

[vollmetall-deleting-deactivated]

now dance fucker dance

man he never had a chance

[the-jing-blog]

[paper-mario-wiki]

[asillyandrandomname]

I want my husband to have this accent

[imthegirlwhowaited]

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

[mesovideo-blog]

[jacobdarvin]

[toshio]