Dog Dad

Xander. "Big heart, tiny hands." - My Boss

[savethebeesbby]

bdsm stands for

Bees Do So Much for the environment

[c3rvida3]

I’m sick of being 5'3". I’m gonna drink Miracle Grow.

[c3rvida3]

Research.

[garfield-the-dealswarlock]

when someone forgets about the dnd session

[musterniillustrates]

me gazing out into the ocean: sure is some scary soup

[inlovesuggest]

big dork energy

[frogmp3]

one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks

[dougfirsandgreentea-blog]

me, dying and going to the underworld: hey hades can i pet your dog

[calmwitch-deactivated20170102]

*lifts weights so i can carry bigger dogs*

[https-graces]

do you ever meet a really cool girl and hope she’s gay? not even to date her but as a service to the community 

[warandpeas]

R E S P E C T

[holyaura]

when i say “i hate men” im not talking about every individual man in the world, im talking about men as a social class, but if youre the kind of man that gets offended when i say i hate men then i do, specifically, hate you on an individual level

[holyaura]

upon reflection, after reading some of the responses on this post, i feel the need to revise my original statement. i do, in fact, hate every single individual man in the world.

[outofcontextdnd]

DM: “The dog tears into your arm as you reach out.”

Warrior: “I would like to try and pet it with my other hand.”

[inahiddenplace]

me: *opens a message 2 seconds after waking up* haha… i’ll reply to this later… *snoozes*

me two weeks later: wait a minute… Fuck

[aliashawkat]

[montparnasse]

2017: a summary

[cs-inactive1-deactivated2020060]

i feel personally attacked

[yesterdaysprint]

The Washington Bee, Washington DC, July 26, 1902

[respectfulmemes]